KAST - Season 1 - Episode 6

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KAST - Season 1 - Episode 6

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Ade preparation for the party was like preparing for a wedding with Abacha’s granddaughter(just to show people that Abacha still has decendant..though ah no know him decendant and ah no wan know them)…


We were still waiting for Ade infront of the house and suddenly Tolu pushed to talk with a complaint “See, eaten that amala nah like giving my worms poison, my stomach deh sound” he said as he took his hand into his mouth “Shey your mama fit cook sweet soup as me??” I asked with faint smile looking straight forward toward the road to view any ladies that pass by “The food no good??, then why you deh toothpick like say nah your city canteen you visit??” Shola throws at Tolu with care without mentioning village to avoid getting another punch, I don’t blame him, I can’t aford to recieve the punch..well, if he doesn’t took his word gently…That would have been good for me.. “wetin concern your papa if ah use turning stick turn my whole mouth..person matter nah yours?” Tolu answered without removing his hand from where it stuck to, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud. “wetin bring light come your house weh you deh shine teeth like maize weh them plant beside road??” Shola said amidst of his own laugh. “ah swear, them fit use me advertize close-up not you weh your teeth possess locust color” I was saying before Shola interupt “why them no go use you advertize maxam, since them go first show your stinky-present teeth and after them wash ahm like rag, them go show ahm again and that go make them win people heart”.. as we are busy with our “I disagree” programme, I was lost to the arguement to the extent I couldn’t heard Tolu calling for my attention until he slapped my hand forcefully. “aha. wetin ah do the king of your city?” I said with little anger…Although I was a bit angry, I have to pick my words from dictionary with caution orelse I might mistakenly mention the word “village” which could gain me a free ticket to hospital cause I can’t stand Tolu’s anger… “ah deh call you since make you see one fine babe ontop bike, you deh busy with parrot-like in nature talk” Tolu said using style to remind Shola of who he is.. “if nah swear them swear for both of you, e no go reach this level 15…you turn arguement to job..mtchw” he added to show how hurtful he felt by not giving him my attention when needed… As he finished saying all his vocabulary, Ade came out with a killing smile…there is so much I love about that guy…if atall he was been born a female, I would have married her with joy… the most handsome guy among us…I remember how I begged him to help me asked a lady out in our neighbourhood.. Not that I couldn’t do it but an handsome doing it will be more better but my guy just came back saying gilbrish I couldn’t understand…oh he brought me the lady’s name… “whats happening here” he asked while approaching us……one more thing about him…he’s the only guy that never speak pidgin out of us…maybe he added that to his charm only God knows…But that guy realy look awesome…the only thing I dislike about him is the way he dress…Not how he look in the dress but the time he always used to get dressed…I wonder how he manage to always meet up lectures when he was in school… “No mind this parrot and hawk jawe…them fit talk walk pass the destination before noticing…two babarians” Tolu said still showing his anger “me no know why you carry fire for head ontop say ah no look a lady, shey nah you go go meet her if atall ah call her” I said with a smile “Nah ontop bike the lady deh sef…why he no call her if he deh sure say he wan make you see her…he even suppose run to catch the bike sef..ah no know why he go deh vex ontop wetin he guilty on” Shola said as we all kept looking at his mouth. “You can never change…your talking is too much.caution yourself dude.. Please, let’s go. its 6:40pm already” Ade said refering to Shola. “Your dressing deh long, caution yourself mheeeen” Shola answerd back mimicking Ade’s voice….