KAST - Season 1 - Episode 8

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KAST - Season 1 - Episode 8

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Couple of minutes after taking a seat at a corner side I started developed running stomach which made me regret never yielding to Shola’s advice while eaten…… “as you deh rush hot amala like this, it go affect you o” he said but the glutton demon in me couldn’t let me listen to his words…

Busying changing my sitting possition I heard a voice but couldn’t recognize it probably because of the condition I am presently.. “Guy, them babes still no arrive yet??” raising my head up and I see the owner approaching me with a chair in his hand and it turns to Shola… “aaah. abeg make you no come add to my problem jawe” I thought to myself.. “see, ah fit know where toilet deh” I asked avoiding his question because giving him answer will be like a green light for him to continue asking or saying stupid things… “mah ask that guy, ah deh come” he said pointing at a guy… he returned back with good news……I took it as good news because I’ve turn to a source of water within the little time I spent sitting.. “nah that place it deh” he said but couldn’t hold his tongue and added “wetin happen to you nah??”. “nothing do me, or you wish say make something do me??” I asked standing up “abeg, where Tolu and Ade go??” I added to my question. “ah deh ask wetin turn you to a hen weh no get feather in hammatan period, you deh ask person from me…nah the two go be your solution abi…” “it don do oo…aha.. abeg free me” I cut him short as I added to the speed rate leaving him behind…

…The more I tried to quickly exit the bad-egg like toilet with an odour that could help in increasing the rate of the stomach disorder I had the more I got stuck with feaces… suddenly I heard a knock followed by Shola’s voice. “wetin you deh excret since nah…even if nah intestine, it fit finish for stomach by now” I couldn’t answered him because I was once told to always kept mute while inside the toilet simply for health sake. “Khola!!, you deh there alive??” he said still no reply.. “make ah go call people here oo…death don visit one family pikin here” he said trying to leave “You don craze…nah your brother weh deh Abeokuta go die while in toilet, shey nah this toilet weh be like your mama kitchen ah go deh talk from…mtchw” I said as I exit the toilet. “where you deh go” he asked trying to pull me back as I walk pass him. “ah deh go my room nah” I answered trying to let him know how foolish his question sound “ladies don plenty there and you wan go in looking like a mad man??” “you sure??” I asked while trying to make myself look normal “no. ah no sure, deh go when you reach there you go know” he answered back..

I re-arrange my dressing mode and we held to the venue together.. “guy, thats the lady weh Tolu wan make you see that time” Shola said pointing to a lady as we got to the venue.

I’m so amazed seeing a beauty but set aback with what was written boldly on her light-green top she wore “DON’T MESS WITH ME”.. I wonder if she customized it by herself or the dress was made like that… “so, nah miss don’t mess with me Tolu wan make ah mess with, he wan make ah enter dark house”. I said as we approach a guy that call on Shola.. “Guys, how far nah??” the guy greeted with a voice that almost brought back my just survive problem(stomach disorder)…the tone sound like when a demon is asking for blood in a Yoruba movie… I tried ansewering him and leave him with the king of dialogue(Shola) because I couldn’t stand the voice…

As people do says “everything works together for good”, as I left them for good, I sighted my neighbourhood crush I once told Ade too help me out on….This lady is dam.n beautiful like before…she’s even extra cute tonight(Ladies can be atimes)…though Ade didn’t complete his mission but still I do get along with her anytime we came ran into ourself on the street or where we always fetch drinking water…

I put on a smile and approach her…