Story: The President

Episode 8 years ago

Story: The President

EPISODE 33

Me: Calm down dear, I didn’t know what i was doing back then, its all in the past now. I have even forgotten about all of it since when I gave my life to Christ

Mirabel: But but,,, but geez!! Seven of them before jss 2?,,,,, alright alright i’m calmed,,, cool… but that was all before u got to jss 2 right?, then how about when u got to jss 2?


Me: U are not yet calmed dear…

Mirabel: Ok,,, now from your jss 2 relationships, tell me everything and i mean everything

Me: I have to summarize it dear

Mirabel: Why?

Me: Please dear i have to

Mirabel: Alright for today,,, go on and tell me about all your bleepees

I will only tell her about the girls i dated, excluding the free givers and the opportunities i got.

Me: Ok dear,, I had a girlfriend from jss 1 to jss 2 . Her name was Taiye my classmate, I later dated her twin sister kehinde still in jss 2. They both left me after they resolved their fight over me. Then i dated….

Mirabel: Hold it!

Me: What?

Mirabel: Did u bleeped them?

Me: Come on, Mirabel…

Mirabel: Did u?

Me: Only Kehinde

Mirabel: And u want me to believe that it was only her?

Me: Yea dear,,, she was the one that even s£duced me…

Mirabel: Hhmmm

Me: U know i won’t lie to u dear

Mirabel: I hear u,,,, oya who became your next victim?

Me: Ah ahn… sweetheart victim?

Mirabel: Yes of course,,,, victims of bleeps

Me: Hhmmm…. that word seems to be coming out of your mouth more often

Mirabel: Don’t patronize me

Me: Sorry ma, my next victim was Tochi,,,, I didn’t toast her though, we just started dating after i told her that i like her and she said she likes me too

Mirabel: Then u bleeped her

She sounded serious, but i felt like laughing.

Me: No i didn’t bleep her

Mirabel: Why?

See question oh…

Me: Because she was a good girl whom i knew would not want such. It didn’t even came up, we didn’t even kissed. We dated for two months before she left our school when her parents changed their environment to somewhere far

Mirabel: Ok,,, next!

Me: Jummai and I started dating afterwards when she sent me a love letter when we were in jss 3. We stopped dating after a little misunderstanding

Mirabel: Which is?

Me: She wanted me to stop hanging out with my friends,,, that they were bad boys which i declined to it

Mirabel: Smart girl,,,, next!

Me: Then I started datin…

Mirabel: Wait! Did u bleeped her?

Chai! I thought she forgot,,, this girl sef

Me: I didn’t

Mirabel: Why?

Me: We never had the chance

Mirabel: If not u would have bleeped her?

Me: U are making this hard for me Ok? I’m really not comfortable with that question

Mirabel: Why? Didn’t i answered all your questions in details earlier?? I told u what u wanted to know, now its your turn to tell me what i want to know

Me: But…

Mirabel: No but! except u don’t want me in your future

Me: It hasn’t gotten to that dear

Mirabel: Then lets talk about our past now, so it won’t affect our future

Me: Alright dear

Mirabel: Good! And consider any question i ask valid ok?

Me: Ok alright

Mirabel: So,,, who next?

Me: Her name was Florence but she loves being called flourish

Mirabel: I see…

Me: She started coming to my school during our junior waec as it is called. I liked her, so i started talking to her till she agreed when we got to ss 1. She broke up with me when she caught me dead drunk dancing hard with a girl at a party.

Mirabel: Hhmmm…. Smart girl, I’m sure u didn’t bleeped her

Me: Well, actually…. I did

Mirabel: DamΠ it,,,, next!

Me: Miracle

Mirabel: What?

Me: Her name was Miracle,,, my next girlfriend

Mirabel: More like next victim,,,, go on tell me about her

Me: She was a Pastor’s daughter. I joined the school fellowship because of her. I became friends with her from there. We got more closer when i started teaching her what she doesn’t understand and also doing her assignment for her.
That was how i grabbed the opportunity to tell her about my intention towards her to be my girlfriend which she agreed instantly.

Mirabel: Hhmmmm…

Me: Unfortunately, our relationship came to an end when her father got transferred to another state… it pained me for weeks till i met Amina.

Mirabel: Wait na…. I hope u didn’t bleeped the Pastor’s daughter?

Me: It was so sudden dear,,, it happened so fast before we know it

Mirabel: Oh no!!

Me: Believe me dear, i didn’t know when it happened

Mirabel: Of course u won’t know, when u got carried away by your sexual activeness

Me: I really dunno

Mirabel: Alright fine! Next!!

Me: Dorothy, the daughter of my mother’s friend.

Mirabel: What class were u by then?

Me: I was in ss 2

Mirabel: Ok continue…

Me: She was a spoilt girl,,, so spoilt like a biatch!

Mirabel: Did that stopped u from bleeping her?

Me: Not at all,,,, she was a giver so i decided to take my share

Mirabel: And u are telling me all that?

Me: I thought u wanted to know everything

Mirabel: Msteeeew…. how did u guys break up?

Me: I didn’t like her in the first place, so i left her

Mirabel: After u got your share in excess?

Me: I dunno about that

Mirabel: Of course u won’t know,,,, next victim!

Me: I would rather call myself the victim on this one

Mirabel: U’re not serious

Me: I’m very serious

Mirabel: Ok oo… tell me what happened

Me: I dated a girl named Christina
who was my classmate. I only knew her as a naughty girl and my classmate. Not knowing anything about her family and where she lives.

Mirabel: Go on…

Me: We dated for just nine days

Mirabel: What happened?

Me: I lost contact with her when i left the school

Mirabel: Why did u leave the school?

Me: Because I got expelled

Mirabel: What? why??

Me: It was a very horrible experience Mirabel ,,,,, so horrible. I feel bad whenever i think about it

Mirabel: I would like to hear it,,,, come on tell me. You bleeped her till she fainted or what?

Me: I wish

Mirabel: What?

Me: No uhmmm i mean its more horrible than that

Mirabel: Ears open,,, tell me what happened

Me: I got expelled after they caught us in the act

Mirabel: Bleeping i knew it,,,, but why did u get expelled?

Me: We were caught doing it in the classroom

Mirabel: Oh my God!! What’s wrong with u?!!

Me: Its uhmmm,,, what was wrong with me

Mirabel: Not funny!!

Me: Sorry…

Mirabel: How did u manage to do that?

Me: Well uhmmm…

Mirabel: Uhmmm what?

Me: It was after school hour, when we were waiting for afternoon lesson. All our classmates went out to play, to eat and some went home to eat and change clothes.
Christina and I remained in the classroom doing our assignment. I normally do my assignment in school before going home, so that i can do and go anywhere i want without any worry of when to to my assignment.

Mirabel: Go on… i’m listening

Me: Our loneliness brought the thought of it into my mind,,, and little vame instantly agreed to it by responding.

Mirabel: Little vame?

Me: Yea

Mirabel: And what’s that?

Me: My errmmm…. u know,,, my instrument used in bleeping

Mirabel: Msteeeew…. what happened after its agreement?

Me: I talked to her about it of which she tried to decline, saying its risky. But i was able to make her agree partially.

Mirabel: What do u mean by partially?

Me: She didn’t give me her full approval

Mirabel: So…..

Me: So i like,,,,got in the mood so bad. I was so turned on as in konji na…

Mirabel: Hhmmm…

Me: That was how i forced it on her

Mirabel: U raped her?!

Me: It wasn’t rape,,, its not like she didn’t want it, she was just scared of getting caught

Mirabel: And u got caught

Me: Yea, by the compound master. I received lots of slaps from him before he reported us to the school authority. That was when i knew that her father was the vice principal of the school. That was how i got expelled

Mirabel: What did your parents do to u?

Me: They were mad at me but mostly felt pity on me

Mirabel: Pity? Why??

Me: Because of the torture i got from Christina’s mother and her colleagues

Mirabel: They took u to the police station?

Me: I would have been so glad if that was what happened

Mirabel: Then what did they do to u?

Me: Her mother was a soldier

Mirabel: Oh my!