How I Foolishly Wasted 80k At A Night Club (18+) - Season 1 - Episode 8

7 years ago

How I Foolishly Wasted 80k At A Night Club (18+) - Season 1 - Episode 8

After much begging and pleading, this People in black uniform no gree leave us ooo….

The driver kept using jesus to beg them, begging them in the name of God, this people dem no listen ooo…

E jo sir nitori olohun,.,
na cat dey meow oo abi na dog dey bark, this people no gree even do as if say dem hear anything…

Untill they came to me and said i look like a weed smoker … Haha, they said my lips is too black and i must be an internet warrior…

Dey asked for my phone…. Me that i did not want the babe to see my java phone … I had to give them ….. As dem see am, their hand fall…

No be iphone or htc, and kik or any suspicious app no dey…

Next they said i was kidnapping the girl….

haha, i was almost losing my patience but she kept telling me to cool down plus the driver appeal too..
” we are going to club ‘
club
yes
Real madrid get match today…

My Father Oh mY Father… Look at our nigerian police….

It was not untill i dropped 5k which they initially called 10k but i had to price down before they allowed me to pass ooo…

‘ we dey protect ur lives oga…. Normally na 2k we suppose collect but this change eh…now u are talking…..
:…
That was how 5k went phiam…
My mood bin don dey change small small but this babe constant strokes and words just they calm me down….
We got to the club and the taxi called it 1k…. Tho i knew it should not be up to that, i did not want to look broke or stingy before the babe so i added 1000 and gave him 2000… Make i kuku sabi say 7k don go….
Shey una dey count how much they go now
As i dropped and attempted to call my guys, i just saw 6 people walking towards us..
I could see tosin and lasisi in Aba made nike shoes ,( the exact one lasisi borrowed from me and as failed to return :(), walking towards me with like 4 other people behind dem….
After introducing the babe to them and dem to the babe and the initial hailing and tuale baba , boateng boss and all other isuki…
i called them aside and inquired about their entourage…..
Na so dem start stupid excuse….,
the last guy there is lalasticlala and He came with dominique , his babe….
Dem claim the lala guy was disturbing them that he wants to flex small as he is always busy and after a delicious snake meat pepper soup at mamagee buka, they decided to also bring along to see the outside life
I was getting furious but i managed to keep calm..

‘ what about the remaining two girls ‘ i asked with all seriousness…

They narrated that the babes were with them and to keep them company…
Ok oo, Hope say una carry money come sha…… I asked ., heading bk to my bae for d night…
It was at this point , lasisi held my versace shirt and dragged me back a little . He now started explaining like a parrot with tosyne too chipping in, talking about how they were unable to get money and how i will pay for their entry,, bla bla bla…
Haa, better be going back home…
This night.

Yes what is my own business,se e ya were
please boo, please it got into a heated argument btw me nd my guys and almost attracted the attention of the scary looking bouncers to us……

Not untill the nairaland babe came to pacify me and stroke my chest again….
Eh hu..,,,
my own body just shivered…
Baby, shey bi its just two of the guys, the ladies are free now…
Yes…
Pls just pay for…
No ,,, u dont
before i finish statement, she don smile rub my chest again…. Kasa ya sa ba ba le…..
If not for her :(, na night guard for use dane gun break these people like today…
Hope ur friend lackadasical abi wat do u call him sha carry him money come ? I asked tho seriously pained internally about the money i get to spend on the boobless and pussiless friends of mine…
Yes, i av money… That one too carry mouth reply…
With that solved, we approached the gate …. Only for the bouncers to day yarn another dust entirely,,