Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

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Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

He looked at it and in no time realized what he was holding. He looked like he was gonna have a panic attack then sq££zed it in his hand and hid it from noone in particular out of paranoia, looking back at Aunt Lisa with a stunned look on his face while she innocently smiled back at him.

“Thank you, see you later Curtis,” she said with a wink as she turned and walked back to us.

“I can’t believe you did it, and you were so calm,” mom said in amazement.

“I wanted that damn thing out so I didn’t have a choice. I’ll be happy if I never see another buttplug for the rest of my life!”
“By the way, that was one of my favorite plugs you two, so bet or not you will replace it.”

“Ok mom, besides, its not like you don’t have like fifty-seven more hid around the house,” Rita said.

We gathered everything else we needed and a few oddball things, and headed to the checkout lane. Since we had more than ten things we couldn’t use the self-checkout lanes, which were all full anyway, so we went to the only lane open with an actual person there and a bagger and began putting the stuff on the belt.

As we nearly put the whole cart of food on the belt, I got an idea myself with inspiration from Rita’s incident earlier and reached into her pocket and went for the switch. She tried to fight me at first, but when she saw the grin I was giving her she let me have it. In the short little debacle to see what we were bickering about mom looked over to see what was going on, only to see me pull the switch from Rita’s pocket. She started to give me a sad face and was about to say something but was cut off by the cashier lady trying to get her attention.

“Miss? Miss? MISS!”
As soon as mom turned around to acknowledge the girl I flipped the switch all the way up. You could hear the buzzing clear as day it was that loud, even with all the people in the store. Mom was fighting to stay on her feet, squishing her closed fists against the belt while she squinted her eyes tightly closed.

The cashier lady looked concerned. “Miss are you ok? Do you need to see a doctor?”
Mom took a minute before she could regain her conposure. “No I’m f-fine, just have a h-headache is all, so what’s the total?”
“It comes up to $57.68.” The lady made a weird face while looking around and then stuck her ear out to the air. She looked at the guy bagging the groceries then back at us and back at mom again. “Do you hear a buzzing sound or is that just me?”
Aunt Lisa, Rita and I pretended to be clueless as mom tried her best to put on an act. “Buzzing? N-No I don’t hear anything, must be the machine,” she said as she still struggled to keep her composure.

“No I definitely hear buzzing, I just can’t tell where its coming…from.” The lady look down at mom’s shivering crotch and put two and two together. She looked at the bagger who was looking back at her sporting the same grin she had as they figured out where the buzzing came from. Mom, realizing she’d been found out gave them a pleading look not to say anything as she gently crushed her fist against the belt, while all of us still pretended to remain clueless, but were laughing heavily on the inside.

The cashier and the bagger were all smiles now as mom handed her sixty dollars. “Must be one of those days where you’re feeling…”

she paused as she looked at us then back at mom. “Adventurous.”


“Just having a rough day is all, thought some “medication” might help.”
“Been there. Are you sure you’re taking the right “dosage?”
“I should be. But I did just increase it to a bigger prescription.”
We were getting a real kick out of their “code” talk, so much that I turned off the vibrator just so they could continue. We kept acting clueless so they wouldn’t have to worry about us understanding what they were saying.
“Maybe you’re getting too used to your prescriptions, if you want, I can refer you to a “doctor” of mine, he’s really good, you know, at prescribing medications,especially to new patients.”
“That’s ok,” I have my own doctor,” mom said holding up her ring hand. “He’s just had a busy schedule as of late, but if its ok with my doctor maybe we can swap prescriptions?”
“Sounds good. In the meantime there’s a clinic around the corner and up the street a few blocks that just got a new shipment of top of the line “pills”, really good stuff, I go there all the time,” the lady grinned as she gave mom her change.

“I’ll have to check it out one day, thanks for the info,” mom said as she took the change and the cart of food from the bagger, who smiled and winked at her, letting her know their act didn’t fool him, while sizing her up as she walked past, not even bothering to be subtle, but who could blame him, after hearing that conversation I was ready to go home and pound her brains out myself, as I’m sure just might happen, unless Rita has a plan where it won’t, and knowing her, she might.
As we were leaving the store, we saw Curtis standing near the door, grinning at Aunt Lisa and still clutching the buttplug in his hand. Aunt Lisa smiled at him and conspicuously rubbed her butt0ckz as we walked out, reminding him just where the plug had came from. Rita and I had to suppress a laugh, if we didn’t know better, she was trying to hit on him, just another side of Aunt Lisa we didn’t know about, yet.
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“You do know you weren’t fooling anyone with your fake code talk right mom?” Rita asked.
“Please, you didn’t understand a word I was saying.”
“Oh yeah, like we couldn’t figure out “I thought medication might help” means I was horny so I had to frigg myself all day!”
“Just as I thought, clueless as ever,” mom laughed, Aunt Lisa laughing with her.
As we got in the car and were about to drive off mom’s phone rang, and by the song playing we knew it was dad, so she turned the car back off ad answered it.
“Hey honey, how’s work?”
“Again? How long?”
“Its always the same client, tell him to just sU-Ck it up and buy the damn house!”
“I know, but you’ve never had to stay late so much for any other clients…”
“Me and Jim are gonna have a talk, he’s putting way too much work on you.”
“Well why’d you pick someone whose so picky?”
“(sigh) I was really counting on you being home today.”
“You’re damn right you’re gonna make it up to me, big time.”
“Ok honey, love you too. Bye.”
“I’m guessing dad has to stay late at the office again?”
“Its that damn client of his whose supposed to be moving back here taking up his time. I was counting on him being home on time.”
“Why? Oh, because we couldn’t tell you what to do around dad! Good job dad’s job ruined your plans. I figure he’ll be in around midnight like usual, which means we have a good seven and a half hours left of telling you what to do,” Rita gloated.



“I’ll be happy when this day is over,” Aunt Lisa jumped in as mom turned on the car and drove off.


The ride home was quiet, but not out of boredom, but because Rita and I were too busy frisking one another, so mom and Aunt Lisa got a free pass that time. We pulled in the driveway and took all the groceries in and made it seem as if we were gonna leave them alone a little more, but no.


“OK! Off with the dresses and into the kitchen, you two have dinner to make,” Rita said eagerly.


“Umm, no, not happening. We don’t know what time your fathers coming home, and he’s not about to walk in here to see his wife and sister-in-law Unclad and his kids just carrying on like its normal. Don’t forget, if your father finds out, its bad for you two as well,” mom protested.


Rita frowned looking at me. “Dammit she has a point. Ok fine, but you’re at least going down to your bra and p@anties, if we need to we’ll just stop dad at the front door.”
They wanted to argue, but could see it would just end up going around in circles, so they reluctantly agreed and shed their dresses, carrying them into the kitchen where they were about to make us a fantastic once in a lifetime dinner, a half Unclad once in a lifetime dinner, life was good.

Rita and I were leaving the kitchen to go who knows where to do who knows what when simultaneously both our phones rang,
Stephanie and Chris. I don’t know why, maybe we thought we had some kind of gender based secret we didn’t want the other to know, but we split in different directions, with me going to the basement, and Rita upstairs.

———– Randy’s Call —————
“What’s up man.”
“Hey. Stephanie told me about the bet your mom and aunt made with you guys, did you win?”
“Yeah but barely, I didn’t think it was gonna be that hard, we almost didn’t make it.”
“I bet it was that hard, with nothing to F**K but your hand for a day,” he said snickering.

“I meant I didn’t think the bet was gonna be that… you’re so gay sometimes man.”

“Yeah yeah, but all jokes aside, what you make em do?”
“They’re our slaves for the whole day, until midnight tonight.”
“Really? Completely seen that one coming, with as much Sh*t as they put you through I’m not surprised. At least you didn’t pick something like they have to leave you alone for a day.”
“We almost did, but something like this probably won’t happen again, so we had to take it.”
“So what did you make them do?”
“Can’t tell you, they’d kill me if I told anyone, and you’d probably slip up and say something.”
“Yeah true. Especially if it had anything to do with your mom, she’s beyond hot dude.”
“Yeah you stay away from my mom, you got your sister to worry about. By the way hows that going?”
“I don’t know man, she’s been getting more lovey dovey by the day. Before we would just F**K each other silly and that was it, now she wants to go slow and cuddle more.”
“That’s step one man.”

“Step one my butt0ckz, We F**K, simple as that. My body doesn’t register slow and soft.”
“Ok I don’t wanna start talking about your body…”
“What? You wanna talk about my body? And you’re calling me fruity…”
“So gay man. Stop using Stephanie as a cover and just come out already.”

“Yeah you wish. Speaking of Stephanie I’m gonna go get some of that now, mom just left with her checkbook, so she’s not coming back for a while, check back with you later.”

“Alright man, don’t wait until after you have s*x to tell her you’re coming out of the closet, that’ll be a J0yst!ck move,” I laughed.
He couldn’t help but let out a little laugh. “Homo.”
—————-Rita’s Call ——————-
“Hey Steph, what up?”
“You guys won the bet didn’t you?”
“Yeah, but it wasn’t easy. I almost gave in like two hundred times!”
“If it was just about s*x with you guys you would have.”
“Yeah because towards the end it was like it didn’t even matter, I don’t know how to explain it.”
“I know what you mean. So what did you pick as a reward thing?”
“Both mom and Aunt Lisa have to be our slaves for the whole day.”
“Really? I didn’t see that one coming. I thought for sure you would try to find a way to be alone with Randy, with as much as you think and talk about him, let alone F**K his brains out everyday…”

“Yeah I know, but we figured this was a once in a lifetime thing, so we had to take it, plus I have a plan for that anyway.”
“They won’t take any more bets from you, especially if you’ve been an butt0ckz to them all day.”
“Probably not, and we have. We made them eat breakfast Unclad, they had to watch us have s*x, but if they watched they couldn’t touch themselves, and vice versa, they had to wear a buttplug, a vibrator and Tip clamps all day, and when we went to the store I turned the vibrator on mom was wearing and made her knock down a whole shelf of food.”

“Wow that must’ve been funny!”
“Not just that, but we made Aunt Lisa give her buttplug to the guy who had to clean up the mess mom made, and then we turned the vibrator on again while she was in the checkout line, and the cashier and bagger guy noticed! The look on her face was priceless!”
“You two are evil!”
“And the day isn’t even over yet. I still wanna try to get some time with just me and Randy though.”

“Because you looooove him, you want to kiiiiiiiiiiss him, you want to fuuuuuuuuuuuuck him,” Stephanie sang in a sing-song voice.

“And that’s only the stuff you know about,” I grinned, even though she couldn’t see it.

“I’m so jealous of you two, I’m trying to ease into being like that with Chris, but were just not where you guys are so its a little hard, and I don’t wanna force it, plus he’s not budging. He has been a little more butt0ckz-kissy lately, so that’s a good sign.”
“Just stick with it, if its supposed to happen it will, if not, then at least there’s the s*x. And don’t worry, you’ll break him down eventually. He just has to be all tough about it, that macho thing.”
“I know. Speak of the devil here he comes now with that “I wanna F**K” look on him.”
“Go easy on him, he’s still fragile.”
“And you go hard on Randy, but not too hard, I still got my hopes up one day…”
“Nope, you got your own, Randy’s mine, all mine.”
“Stingy.”
“You know it. Well since Chris has his hands full with some part of your anatomy I’ll call you later.”
“Much later, its gonna take some time to… Ugh, F**K! I’ll call you back Rita… (click).”
What a way to end a conversation.
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After hanging up from Chris I stole an ice cream sandwich from the freezer downstairs and rearranged it like I hadn’t touched anything, ate it then disposed of the evidence and went back upstairs just as Rita was coming back downstairs.

“Rushed off the phone too?” Rita asked.

“Yep, sounded like he was about to plow into her from where I was standing,” I said as I walked out the front to sit on the porch, Rita followed.
“So I’m guessing you’re having way too much fun with this right?” I asked.
“Oh you have no idea, I just wish it could last longer.”
“You think we should cut back a little? I mean this only lasts for one day, and they’re gonna go ham on us when its over.”
“I just have a couple more things I wanna do then I’ll be satisfied.”
“I’m telling you, it’ll come back to haunt us.”
“It already is, so we might as well make the best of it since were gonna get reamed anyways.”
“Ok then, lets settle this with a game of questions, first one to get stumped loses, game?”
“Game, and I’m going first. Questions about “us” only. Hmmm, ok I got one. What game were we playing when you completely manhandled me and forced a kiss on your sweet, innocent, never done anything bad in her life sister, me?” She giggled as she finished the sentence.


“Umm, yeah,” I laughed. “We were playing Super Mario Bros. And might I add I whooped you. Come on you gotta get better than that. My turn. Where was the first place we ever fooled around in public?”
“Easy, the lifeguards building at the beach, my bikini bottoms just happened to accidentally fall down as I was bending over a table,” she giggled, accident my butt0ckz. “Where did we go for our first date?”
“Ummm, oh yeah, we went to the pizza place, then to the movies where we got “heated”, then to the hill behind the park to finish off the night, that was a great day. Who caught us having s*x the most?”
“That’s a tricky one, that could be either dad or Aunt Lisa, but I’m gonna go with Aunt Lisa just because dad didn’t know exactly what was going on. “Who’s been a bigger freak with us, mom or Aunt Lisa?”
“Definitely mom, but Aunt Lisa’s not far behind, but yeah mom hands down. What was the most amount of orgasms you had at once?”
“Five, I remember that day, we were both so horny we just couldn’t stay off each other, definitely need to have another day like that. Where were we when we had our first make up s*x?”
“In the back of dad’s friends pickup truck, that was also the first time we tried anal, bonus points!”
We had been going at it for a while without an end in sight, we knew way more than we thought we did, and we were still firing out questions.


“Ok, apparently noones gonna win so we’ll just call it a draw,” I said.
“Nope, no draw, I win since you couldn’t think of a question.”
“Then I win for all the question I had bonus points for!”
“Nobody said anything about bonus points, you can’t just add rules…”
The door opened and mom peeked her head out and nothing else since she was still in her bra and p@anties. “Ok you two, dinner’s ready. At least its nice to know you still have the ability to bicker like siblings,” she said as she slid her head back in the door.
“Don’t think even for a second were done here,” she grinned as she headed for the door.
“I don’t plan on being done with you until later,” I grinned back as I followed her.

We went back into the house to see mom and Aunt Lisa had cheated by putting their clothes back on, but once we saw the spread of chicken parmesan with mashed potatoes spread out on the plates like they came out of a five star restaurant we were all but happy to let it slide, it looked great. We all sat down and within seconds we were devouring the best meal we’ve had in a long time.
“Did you get get it right on the first try mom?” I asked in between mouthfuls.
“Yeah, surprisingly your aunts not useless after all,” mom joked.

“Says the person who almost burnt the chicken trying to…” Aunt Lisa stopped when she saw a weird look on moms face.
“Trying to what?” Rita asked. “Trying to cheat somehow?”
“Honestly Rita, you don’t think you’ve gotten a little crazy with this whole slave thing? I mean yeah I wasn’t all that great either but I didn’t make you do anything in public like you did me.”
“That’s only because we’ll never get to do this again, so I’m making it count.”
“You’re damn right it won’t happen again, no more slave bets with you. Give a girl a little power and look what happens, she goes crazy.”
“Ahh mom you’re fine, don’t dish it if you cant receive it, and you dished a whole lot of it. Besides, I’ve pretty much had all my fun anyway, just maybe one more thing and I’ll be done.”
Mom groaned, then realized I hadn’t said anything through the whole conversation. “Randy you ok over there, you haven’t said anything since we started eating.”
“Good food.” That was all I could muster, I didn’t have time to talk, my mouth only wanted to do one thing, and that was eat this delicious plate of food in front of me.


When we finally cleared all the food off the table, leaving absolutely no leftovers (except for dad’s plate) Rita and I decided to do the dishes to prove we weren’t complete assholes today. There wasn’t that many since they did some while they were cooking and in no time we were both back on the porch, taking in a clear night, starry sky.
“So what’s that one more thing you’re gonna make mom and Aunt Lisa do?” I asked.
“You’ll find out before midnight,” she smiled.
“You’re not even gonna tell me?”
“Not till later, its my secret till later.”
“Fine, I didn’t wanna know anyway,” I said pretending to be hurt. “What did Stephanie call about?”
“To see who won the bet.”
“Yeah Chris too. I told him we won and he wanted to know what we did, but I didn’t tell him anything.”
“I told Stephanie everything.”
“What? Just like that?”
“Yeah she wanted to know, and its not like they’re strangers so I told her.”
“Maybe mom didn’t want that getting out.”
“Ahh she won’t care, after everything they’ve just did recently, that was nothing.”
“Oh yeah, almost forgot about that. Well in any case, if she does decide to get all PMSssy on us, I’ll be more that happy to put the blame on you,” I said, grinning as I pointed at her.

She laughed it off. “I hate you.”
“What are brothers for?” I asked rhetorically.
She got a little shiver as she closed her eyes and fidgeted in her seat a little before opening her eyes back up looking at me. No doubt she was getting horny. “Other brothers or my brother?”