**Must Read: S*x As She Taught Me - Season 1 - Episode 3**

7 years ago

**Must Read: S*x As She Taught Me - Season 1 - Episode 3**

The next morning i woke up a different man,i
felt new. Today was gonna be special,i just
knew it. Theres something about special days,it
tells on you. You feel happy,light hearted and
cheerful. I went about my morning chores
humming a tune. Her footprints were still on my
mind,threading softly,making everything feel
good. Friends that entered my room that
morning noticed,i couldnt hide it,no i just
couldnt. “Wetin dey do this guy this morning
sef?”,one of them chimed in. “Abi u don win
lottery?”,another one added . I didnt reply
them. I kept on humming. Then i remembered
a cartoon series we were all crazy about back
then,it was this dark new comedy about african
american stereotypes,BOONDOCKS.

This character called granddad was especially
funny,and he had this signature tune,whenever
he was excited about something,he’d go about
humming ‘new day,neeeeeew
day,newwwwwww hu hu hu hu’. I switched to
this,and they all burst out laughing. They knew
something was definitely up. Afterall I had been
scarce around the house this past 3
days,yea,something was definitely going on. I
dismissed their assumptions,went on about
cleaning my room. It was already in a dreadful
state.

Nothing was were they were supposed to
be,everything was dirty,in complete
disarray,welcome to my life before Stephanie.

There was something missing,a woman’s
touch,it was definitely missing. I saw it in my
friends’ rooms,the ones that had girlfriends,or
brought girls home regularly. You felt
comfortable in it,a kind of subtle solace. I
finished cleaning my room,then checked my
phone,it was 10 am already. I contemplated
calling her,to know if she was still coming. I
decided against it,it would have certainly been
a bad move, i had no experience with this kind
of things,but i knew as a Man i wasnt supposed
to show too much eagerness. It would have
been purely suicidal,if i had jeopardized this
chance,this golden opportunity. About 30
minutes later,my phone vibrated,it was a text
message,it was from Steph. She asked me to
come meet her around the school gate,then
from then we’d go to my house. After i read the
text,i threw my phone on the bed,punched the
air a billion times,jumped on my bed,rolled
around,scattered my hair. There was nothing i
didnt do that day,i was so happy!. Now when i
think about it,i laugh out my heart. Theres no
way on earth i was gonna forget that monent,it
was etched permanently in my head,like a
carving on stone. Even if i had amnesia later in
life,i would certainly not forget that hour.

I put on a camo short,and a stay at home
shirt,then proceeded to go pick her up. On the
way i called her,she answered with that same
pleasant soothing voice,that was by this
time,honey to my eager ears.

When i got to the school gate,she was sitting at
the bus stop waiting for me. She was dressed
casually this time,a navy blue jean trouser that
hugged perfectly to her contours,and a maroon
coloured tank top. For the first time i could
clearly see much of her skin,as her flawless
arms were on full display. Am fair
complexioned,and always had this idea that fair
is beautiful,that all changed with Steph. She
was a goddess,a finely sculpted goddess. Her
clear dark skin was smooth as silk. Everything
about her was symmetrical. Even her hair was
natural,it was slightly brownish and short.

Her midriff was showing a bit,just above her belly
button. Immediately she saw me,she started
walking towards me,a captivating smile
plastered on her face. I was smiling too,i
couldnt help it,who could say no to that face.

This time i initiated the hug,i noticed the
quizzical look on her,maybe she was surprised
the way i hugged her warmly. There was a
sense of familiarity btw us,like we had known
each other for a very long time. We said our
hi’s,asked about each others day so far,as we
headed towards my house. I made an attempt
to initiate small talk,mostly one liners. I told her
she looked really beautiful,she tanked me.

Then she commented about the weather,and how
beautiful the day was. The day really did seem
beautiful. Everything was perfect.

I hailed a cab,we got in,finally goin to my house
for the first time. I reclined back on the
seat,thinking,this was really the first day,of the
rest of my life.

I led the way up the stairs,my room was in the
2nd floor of the building. She saw ciggarette
stubs littered carelessly on the stairs,she said
something about guys in this hostel smoking
alot. I laughed and didnt say anything.

“Welcome to my little world”,i said as we
entered my room. Even i was impressed at how
neat and arranged the room was,i put in alot of
work that morning. “Nice place”,she said. She
sat on the bed,throwing her little purse at the
side. I didnt lock the door,i was scared to. I
didnt want her to get any impressions. No need
to push things i thought,she was certainly
warm,and in control. I decided to let things flow
by themselves. I sat down at the oda end of the
bed,playing with my phone. I asked
absentmindedly what i should offer her,she said
nothing.She had eating not quite long ago.

Just then i heard footsteps coming to my door.

An annoying friend of mine knocked,he didnt
even wait for me to answer,he peeked his head
in,saw Steph and exchanged pleasantries with
her. Then he retreated.He must have seen the
female slippers in front of my door. Boys will be
boys,i knew he came to check out the girl in my
room. Two minutes later i heard more steps
coming. “Oh my God!!”,i thought aloud. He had
gone to tell the other guys what he saw,they all
trouped to my room,to see the girl. They all
wanted to see what had been ‘sharking’ me
since. I went red with dread,at the same time i
was proud,i had a goddess sitting on my bed. I
saw the look of awe on their faces. This guy has
hit jackpot!,that was what must have been
running thru their minds. They acted nice to
her,asked her if she was comfortable,you know
all that fake patronizing stuffs your friends
normally say,whenever you have a gorgeous girl
around.