Must Read: The Cartel (18+)

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: The Cartel (18+)

FURY

The hotel I was lodged in I realized was more of a brothel than a decent guest house as I had barely slept an hour or more when I was awoken by the screams of a lady engaging in Sekxual acts from the opposite room.
“Ahhh.. Ahhh.. e do, e do, e don do. My toto, my toto, toto don dry o, ahhh, oga john stop,” Were some of the profanities I heard when I regained my sense. The noise was suddenly followed by the sound of someone (obviously the man) falling and grunting due to unexpected and sudden pain.

Following immediately was the sound of someone (the lady obviously) rushing for the door, then the sound of someone struggling with the key and the door opening.
“Juliet come back here. I never release.

Where you dey go” I heard the man cry out as I heard footsteps running down the passage way. Next was the man following and shouting “Juliet” as he went after her.


Perhaps the entrance door was locked or something as I kept hearing theirs and several voices arguing down the hall. Minutes later, I heard them arguing as they both walked back to their room.
“Oga john I tell you say my toto don dry but you no wan stop and e come too dey pepper me. You don dey fvck since one hour and you no wan release.” I heard the girl complain reluctantly as she followed him back
“No vex. I think say you no serious. Oya come make I touch you small and sU-Ck your b0s0m make water comot for your toto. I no go waste time to release and I go do small small” The man said pleadingly.
“Oga john!, oga john! Oga john! (I began to imagine her at this point pulling her ears), you no go Bleep me again if you use power o” She said, sound it as a note of warning
“I don hear. No vex. I go dey gentle. No worry, I no go drink that thing again next time” He told her indicating he must have consumed a S£x enhancing substance prior.
“Abeg make una leave other people to sleep na” I heard someone shout at them before adding “Juliet you sef, see as you carry toto with bear-bear everywhere keep outside for everybody to see” she had obviously ran out in her birthday suit or something close.
“Se na toto dem take born them?” Juliet responded as they both entered their room and shut the door. There was now silence everywhere, save for the noise of trucks moving on the highway which the guest house was located very close to. This place was obviously patronized by truck drivers and their likes.

Now, my head resting on my hand and staring at the ceiling in the dark room, I was very angry but I couldn’t tell what annoyed me the most.

Was it the fact that I was woken up by their screaming, or the fact that the word “toto” which I considered disgusting was used more than any other word in the course of their disagreement/negotiation? I picked up my phone and switched it on and discovered it was 3:30am. I had obviously slept far longer than I had initially thought. Time to continue my journey.

By exactly 4am, I had done my morning ritual and was Makurdi bound and by 6am, I was already at the air force base in Makurdi.

Stopping for fuel, I continued my journey and by 10am, I was in Gwagwalada finalizing with my contacts.


The drugs were already packed and ready surprisingly even at such short notice. My friend had really done me a huge favor by convincing the guys to get the products for me.



The transfer transaction at the bank was next but what I had expected to be done within a few minutes took almost an hour to complete as the bank officials kept giving one excuse or another.


Loaded up, I left Abuja by 11:45am hoping for the best. I knew I was short by about N2m worth of what was on the list given to me by Coco, but I believed I could talk my way through by claiming that was the worth, a miracle happening or just anything. Again I knew I was already behind schedule for my return journey and would need more than luck or a miracle to get to Calabar before 8pm.