Must Read: Professional S

7 years ago

Must Read: Professional S

Of course S£x machine is not born, rather made. I don’t have 12 inches J0yst!ck though. Only 8.7 inches when I measured it. But do I have to tell you that needle is more painful than nail.***woman will surely beg for mercy if handling by champion*** are you doubting it? A trial will convince you. It is a must you figure out your potential on how to make use of your d*ck. What is essence of big J0yst!ck with no value, woman go run away nah. But there is saying which goes thus; ever being into some else father’s farmland fondly saying, ‘when you reach my father’s farmland’. I have never dream of having a big J0yst!ck before though, I have been a champion for a period until when I met “dorchas” calabar girl. Difference women are endowed in difference ways and styles. When you see a woman with big bumbum or bossom and you begin to amaze, so as to say that; there some women who have big wide cunt. Dorcahs is not endowed by big bumbum or bossom. But her womanliness is hun hun***clear my throat*** …totally out of this world. before I begin to talk about my flaw leme quickly move to how it all started.

I grew up in a big city not far away from gheto area in ibadan. We had a rule in my neighbourhood. It wasn’t mather whether or not when you get knocked down. It is what you do when you get back up. I am here to tell you today that, even though, chyka knocked me down a couple of times, but I later rose up through a girl called ibidun.

Ibidun is a student of the polytechnic Ibadan. She finished her ND a year before we eventually met.

But I was still pursuing my own admission then.

She is staying with her aunty after the program. I met her when I came back from Lagos. I was on my way to field when I saw this damsel. She looks posh and va-va-voom. I couldn’t help it but stare at her lap, structure and the shape of her bumbum. I took style branch to their shop to buy little thing in other to create familiarity. But she caught me looking at her and broke the silence first.
Girl; why are you just staring at my Skirt, while I sat?
Me; I was defenseless against small dress.
Girl: defenceless?!? You mean my skirt…?
Me: nope, this is not skirt. this is a typical butt0ckz bet.
Girl: wwooooooowwww…

We both laugh and she said I was funny…

Me: funny? That is cool. Though people do give such remark about me.
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Girl: heeen, that is good?
me: may I know you?
Girl: **stress her hands outward**this is me.
Me: oh nooo, I mean can we be a friend?
Girl: **laughing** we are already friend.
Me: but we just met… How can you say we already friend?
Girl: since we are talking together like this. To me, we are already friend.
Me:**serious** I just want us to move closer than this.
Girl: **laughin** I knew that is where you are coming to.
Me:**laughing too** so, where do I go before? Actually, you are a lady and am a guy. What will I be talking about? Sport I guess?
Girl:laughing …
Me: tell me now?
Girl:**shrugged** ok! I have heard you.
Me: may I know your name?
Girl: ibidun, and your?

I guess she already falling cuz she begin to make tin in reciprocation.
Me: ooooh, me! Heeeen… I am jerryto.?
Ibidun: hmmmm, what type of name is that? Are you not a yoruba?
Me: of course, I am a Yoruba. It just a nickname people know about me.
Ibidun: ok! Nic meeting you.
Me: it is my pleasure**stressing my hand outward for her and she place her hand ontop it*** I kissed the back of her hand, as I could see that she could not help it, but blushing. When she was about to turn around.
Me: excuse me, less I forgot. May I have you no pls?
Ibidun: o,. No p!

I dipped my hand into my pocket and handed over my phone to her. She took style looked at the profile picture on my phone and made a statement***’picture aye’***. We laughed togther and I knew this girl already fell for me.

When I got home I draft a touching message. I sent it to her by 2:00am in the night. Early in the morning she called back to tell me how the mesaage make her morning. That she likes it. The only thing I discoverd about ibdun is that everytime I asked her to come my home, she would disappoint me. I then made a scene for her that I was ill and my friend should help me call to inform her. Since i have let them meet a couple of occations for something like today. It would be nice using floxy to lure her…

*** Wetin man go do? It is bin month and a half following her nah. And I feel like taste her honey pot for now. ***