TAKE ME TO BED (STRIPPERS) - Season 1 - Episode 3

6 years ago

TAKE ME TO BED (STRIPPERS) - Season 1 - Episode 3

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I paid for the hotel room, and we entered. I went straight to the bedroom inother to be fit for what awaits me. After taking my bath, i came out of the bathroom only to see the young lady sleeping with her tight jean.

”Wetin be this girl problem, abi i no go bleep her”?? *i asked inwardly*

Me:: hello dear wake up and take ur bath.

Lady: sorry mehn, buh am so weak. Thankz for the accommodation.

Me:: *sad face* u re welcome ”weak kiiii, accommodation niii *inwardly*

lady: Goodnite.

Me:: same, sweet dreams.
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The moon went down, and the morning sun came up. The song from the birds of the air woke up from my sleep. I woke up only to see that the lady i wanted to bleep was no longer lying with me. ”where would she have went this early morning, maybe in the bathroom.” i thought within me.
I picked up my phone to call my mom. Under my was a written note ”Thankz for the accommodation, i appreciate”” Linda.

Me:: wooh, she already left. Hmm ok ooh.

.I took my bath, and left the hotel. My mom was in the veranda of our house when i came in through the front gate.

Me:wassup mommy

Mum: where have u been, u got missing immediately after the graduation?

Me:: we decided to celebrate our victory over university life.

Mum: oh celebration. Ur brother called yesterday.
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Me:: owk……. I will be inside.
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I went inside my room and arrange some of my certificates because, that was my key to a berra job.
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Months later, i was posted to lagos start where am to do my one year NYSC program., The Nysc program made me to be the boss of myself, nobody to look after me nor control me to do the right things. Things turned upside down the moment i met a guy whose name is marshal. Marshal been a rich kid of 27yrs old guy seems cool in physical appearance, buh mehn the guy is crazy.

”Hello bro, wanna taste some good fresh fishes that can make u forget ur middle name” marshal said

Me: fresh fish? Na na na.

Marshal: cut the crab gee. Doctor do recommend fresh fish for guys like us. U will like it, am so sure of that.

Me: Am not sure am gonna like it and besides, i don wanna go. I just wanna relax.

Marshal: u can’t stay all alone in this lonely lounge. Common bro we need to upgrade into something berra.

ME: owk, owk, u win. Lemme freshen up. And least i forget, my bills will be on u. * i said with an evil smile.

Marshal: am capable of dinning with the devil * laughing*

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We got to the place, ”this doesn’t look like a fish zone” i said to marshal who was already eyeing a girl.
Marshal: u re yet to find out what kind of fish am talking about.

Me:: wow, things re gonna be fun. Woh wohh. Have always wanted to be in real parties like this where i can see strippers dancing with different colours of pants.

Marshal: *dancing* now u got it, use it carefully. Atleast am not the only bahd boy now. Common bro start rocking while i go get us some chill vodka.

Me:: sure bro.
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Marshal left and i started dancing with any girl that comes my way. Soon enough, inoticed that there was this stripper who kept stealing glances from me. Though i didn’t see her face well, buh something in me told me that i know the young stripper.

” Have seen her before, somewhere and somehow” i said to Marshal who was handling the vodka glasscup to me…….

Marshal: then, approach her for a nite.

Me:: like seriously, i should approach her, what if its not her?

Marshal: then u act casual.

Me::hmmm. Just keep ur eye on me. She might kidnap me……. Lolzzz

Marshal: go juwe.
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I went close to the stage where the strippers were dancing, i tried touching her, buh someone beside me said ”any stripper u touch will attract a payment of 1k”

Me:: 1k for just touching, this bullshit.

Bouncer: yep, 1k for touching and if u prove that u re a strong head, then i will use u as a punching bag.

Me:: alright. *turned my face towards the strippers* wait a min, where is the stripper i just saw now?

Bouncer: u mean the danm stripper u wanted to touch.

Me:: yes

Bouncer: oh badluck. She already left with another guy. U can go for her *pointing at anoda stripper*

Me: woww, u got eye for really big fish.

Bouncer: go to her.
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I went over to the girl he showed me and sat beside her.
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