AYOBAMI THE NIGGA - Season 1 - Episode 8

6 years ago

AYOBAMI THE NIGGA - Season 1 - Episode 8

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“Mtcheeeewwwwwwwwwww”

***Yeee! That hiss was deafening. ***

“Why did yhu do that?”, Eunice asked

“Stupid brat, how does it concern yhu? “, Catherine replied

(I was laughing, wanting to see a face off)

Eunice: Lol, see an insane idiot calling me a brat, you don’t even worth the dust I step on
(1:0, I dey count….na normal talk them dey do, no shouting, screaming or fight of any sort)

Catherine: Lmao, see elegance. At least think nau. You are hopelessly hopeless, totally useless, indescribably irritating”
(See English, 1:2, no partial sha)

Eunice: See this fugly ape calling me names with adjectives that are redundant.

***Fugly-Extremely Ugly, Ape-U all know***

Eunice: D--n! An ape will see you and thank God that he is better than someone.
(Shocked to my bones! 3:2…Can’t believe what I’m hearing )

***Then! Language changed, that is when I knew the galz I was rapping with***

Catherine: Wetin dey worry you nau, Jezebel….you get plenty lions, make I enjoy my rabbit abeg

Eunice: Ehn ehn, you jez dey talk. I bin think say you wan fall hand before.

Anyway! No be ma league, yhu fit take am sha. Tell Athaliah say I bow

Did I jez hear that I’m not in her league? S--t! Come see hidden rage. They shaked and left. They are cultists, you already know but of different groups. I had to investigate but quietly. I went home to freshen up. As I approached my room, Eunice greeted me, I looked at her and hissed for her to hear.

Guess she was surprised! 7:00pm, she came Knockin my door. I opened to see who it was and froze immediately from what I saw. She was on nighties. Yeeee!! Her curves and edges were showing to the extent that if John Legend dey here he would fall for it.

But still boiling in rage from what I heard.
I asked what she wanted.

Eunice: Allow me in first nau

Me: Can’t you say it here? (fuming)

Eunice: Wetin dey worry you sef wey you dey behave like jew man (coded slang)

**This gal think say I no jaaa…56% of ma friends are cultists from many frats**

Me: Na you dey behave like jewess, i just dey OBS mood
(Surprised by my answer, she asked a shocking question )

Eunice: You don balm?

Me: Wetin concern you?

Eunice : (hailed me in their slangs)

Me: (I replied )

Eunice : Answer nau

Me: I no balm, now can you leave?
She was surprised at my outburst. From her slangs and behaviour during our conversation, I guessed she has been long in the game. Now she knows I’m not a novice. One thing is that they don’t know I have a black belt in Karate.

Now it remains to show that stupid girl wey call herself Catherine. “Shoki” by Lil Kesh started to sing, twas my ringtone. I changed it to stop redundancy.

I picked and the first thing I heard was:
“Come over to my house now! Don’t keep me waiting “, she said and cut the phone.

***See me see gobe***