AYOBAMI THE NIGGA - Season 1 - Episode 10

6 years ago

AYOBAMI THE NIGGA - Season 1 - Episode 10

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“Kpuuu kpaaa kagboommm”, my body was sounding like knock-out on Xmas Day…..Seven on one! Chai!!! No pity

***I sure say una never see where they beat Jet Lee, go watch Forbidden Kingdom***
D--n! I got mad. Remember I was just leaving my guyz cove. Next thing I heard was “Gbooomm!!”. Na gun oo, no be punch. “Wetin dey happen?”, I smiled–that is Gamble’s voice, “the capon”.

I turned and saw him with ten armed “black a**rs”. I jez answered him, “Baba, na this jew people dey show say dem get power come they beat me together at once”

“Wetin yhu want? Make we clear dem?”, He asked

“Noooo, I wan face them one by one”… (WWE–Una remember John Cena vs The Nexus, one on five), I replied.

“Hahahahaha, oya who dey go first “, He asked the guyz. The most heftiest stepped forward. My heart skipped ten beats at his sight. I scanned his body for weak points but couldn’t find (or I thought).

Xo instead of attacking and I chose defending. He tried a punch to ma head, I dodged.

He tried several punches which I successfully dodged except one before I saw ma inlet. His legs!!! ***Chai! Why I no remember Rey Mysterio (619) method against Big Show / Great Khali****.

I’m a die hard fan of Wrestling (TNA, SummerSlam, WWE, SmackDown, RAW—Name it!!)

The next punch was dodged but I gave him a head butt on his knee. Ma guy started sprawling on the floor holding his knee. I made sure I condemned the leg. If he walks again make he thank God.

I asked for the next person, nobody was yielding. I pointed at one and they pushed him out. 1….2….3….4….5…..6…7, He had passed out with a broken hand. I beat all the remaining except one. I called him and gave him NGN3000.

“Take this losers to your sender, make sure you take one cab oooo”, i thundered. He scurried off like rat running when you’ve discovered it. I sent a message ahead to Catherine, “THE HOUSE CAT PROVES BIG IN THE HOUSE BUT THE FOREST TEACHES IT HUMILITY, SECOND WARNING: DON’T CROSS MY PATH”.

I guess una know me that I am Ayobami, aka, AY but now known as J. Chan by ma Black Axe peers.

“Guy, come balm nau….”, Gamble said
“Baba, no jhor, jez lemme stay the way I am”, I replied
He retired….

Gosh! Sooo tired. I gat home late, let’s say 11:43pm. I met Eunice at home outside. I looked at her and hissed in my mind.

“Hi”, she greeted

“Hi”

“Why did you come home late?”

“Did I marry you? You ain’t my wife”

“Soooo??? What if I wanna be?”

“Lmao, over my dead body”, I replied and went inside.

Scanned the room and decided to cook water in order to boil my indomie….School slang–strictly FUTA…Three minutes, Food is done. God bless Gas cookers, God bless INSTANT noodles, God bless Oyinbos, God bless me (why? If I no cook am then they are individually useless)

>>>>>>Fast forward>>>>>>
100Level finished…..We no fit check result till Mid semester of 200 Level….I went home and enjoyed and chilled out with Joy. Joy was still single, she never hook up. As for Catherine, I ignored her, she ignored me.