My S-x Adventures with Corpers - Season 1 - Episode 2

6 years ago

My S-x Adventures with Corpers - Season 1 - Episode 2

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After she left the class,i went to my sit with eric my classmate.oops i forget to tell u about eric.Eric is my friend he lives same street with me,he is tall 5.5ft,he is a womaniser,he always gist me about all the gals he have f----d in the neighbourhood,he goes to central baptist and he is in voluntary(R.A),he is the last born of their family.

Me:eric hw e b nau

Eric: oboy i dae oh,u just save us frm that babe wahala(referring to the teacher)

Me: mitcheww abeg forget jare.

The bell was rung for break and i and eric went to a bukar,we bought food and was eating when we heard a voice
“hy” we look up and saw a beautiful damsel looking at us and smiling,i just reply bck by raising my hands

Becky:am becky,u realy save us that time in class oh,i live down that street

Me:ntin jare,nice to meet u,i live in the street down there too
After we finish there we went bck to class not after collecting her number.The day was nice series of different teachers came in and taught us,the bell was rang for closing,i follow my route so with eric

I got home relax a little,ate my lunch and slept for a while,in the evening i went to the football pitch and do what i knw hw to do best,dribbling both keepers and players with 6 goals,i became the star player that evening.i got home to meet dinner ready,my parents were already sitted so i join them.

After eating i took my bath and went to bed resting.i decided to chat a little on whatsapp,i just put 0n my data refresh my number and becky was seen on my contact list,i quickly ping her because she is online

Me: hy becky

Becky: hy brilliant boy,this is ur number ryt?

Me:yes oh,so what did u do when u got home

Becky: i got home by 4pm sha,i went to church,read a little and nw am chatting.

ME: wow thats gud,there is something i want to tell you

Becky: anxious,what is it?

Me: dont worry i will tell u in skul tomorow,its not what i can type on phone.

Becky: ok dear,am feeling sleepy,i want to logg off.

Me: so quick,so u want to leave me lonely here huh

Becky:am sori but i have to go

Me:so no kiss for me*winks*

Becky: *send smileys of kisses*

Me: ok take care of urself
I got a mesg frm eric in messenger

Eric: hwfa goat

Me:idiot hw e be nw

Eric:your fada

Me: oya repeat am

Eric: your fada,hw e be for that babe matter nw

Me: wich babe? *pretending as if i dnt knw *

Eric:u dey crase,u nor knw any gal wey u collect he number eh mumu.

Me: oh u mean becky?

Eric: no i mean kybec,mumu

Me:yes oh,that babe i go make sure i arrange her matter wella,me with am just dae chat finish on whatsapp

Eric: really?

Me: no beally,goat

Eric: so weytin una discuss?

Me: we discuss about una papa burial,hw we go arrange am pass

Eric: stop nw,be serious for once

Me:well we just chat normally buh na 2moro i go take gist am for skul

Eric: ;-( nice one bro,u get mouth

Me:yes oh,so hw ur babe na?

Eric: wich one

Me: hw many u get before?mumu

Eric: dem many oh,u knw say na me be sharp guy nau

Me:hmmmm bt hw fa with progress matter nau,una stil dae?

Eric: no me with am nor dae again oh,i don break up with am oh

Me:why nau

Eric: u dae craze,after i don chop my food finish,weytin i wan do with am again

Me:bahd boy

Eric: no good boy,idiot
I off my data and slept off by 12pm.i woke up the next day and got prepared for school,after taking my bath,i ate my food,picked my bag bade my parents goodbye and got to skul by exactly 7:45am.

As i got to the gate i heard the sound of the bell so i rush up to meet the line.

After singing of different hyms and prayers,our principal walk up to the podium to give an announcement.i just look my side and saw eric,i just eye him,he look bck and look me with the look of “listen to what principal want to talk” i just focus

Principal: Good morning students

Students: Good morning sir.

Principal: how was your niqht?

Students:fine thank you sir!

Before he could continue what he was saying,he caught a student making noise,he call the student out and gave him 12 strokes of the cane,the boy was just rolling on the ground as the cane was landing on his bumbum.

The whole student was just laffing as he was told to get up and got bck to where he was standing.*guess who it was* “eric” i just laff at him as he winks in pains.our principal continue.

Principal: Ministry of education has said that corpers will be going to differnt govt skul as frm tomorow,so our skul is not an exceptional,they wil be cuming and i want ur full corporation,u have to be good and nice to them,there shuld be no misconduct at all. THANK YOU

All the students just scream for joy after the principal was done with his speech as they march to their classes.I Just walk up to where eric is

Me: mumu boy hw e be nau

Eric:fool ah dae oh,u hear weytin principal talk so

Me:no i nor hear am,i be deaf,i must make sure say i f--k those corpers oh,i go use body near them wella,i go make name for thz skul

Eric: mitcheww,mumu sense u nor get.abeg make we dae go class jare

Thats hw my adventures starts