Story: Legend Of An Ikotun Boy - Season 1 - Episode 4

7 years ago

Story: Legend Of An Ikotun Boy - Season 1 - Episode 4

The Cafe grew silent all of a sudden which frightened me a little, I stole a glance at Nonso couldn’t find him on his system. I saw him running out of the cafe through the back door.
I couldn’t help but laugh at his action.
Well I got really scared after that, then I turned expecting to see another officer Emeka akunaka, or maybe his allotrope, but I was dissapointed and wasn’t dissapointed at the same time from what I saw.
I was dissapointed cos I who I saw wasn’t the officer or any of his allotropes,
And I wasn’t dissapointed cos who I saw was worth the attention.
Her hair was dazzling, her eyes were so s*xy**, her skin so fresh, she was so beautiful. That I thought she wasn’t real.
Boys were already drooling over her, and so I was also, I knew I must have her…but the problem was how. (abeg slap anybody that says love at first sight doesn’t exist)
She ordered for a ticket (cafe time) chose a computer. And got to work. My trademark P6 brain also got to work, cos of all my qualities I’m super shy whenever a woman is involved.
Luck smiled on me…
She logged into her Facebook account, by now most guys who were trying to get her attention were already giving up, Nonso was no where to be found also. As a sharp boy I copied her username, searched her up and found her profile in a jiffy.
Sent a request, she accepted almost immediately (dnt ask me aw I did it,una suppose fear fine boy na, that’s y I no wan upload 4 NL, dem ishilove go jus dey tweep ni).. I couldn’t believe it but I knew I was already a step ahead of my peers.
I sent her a message
‘Hey bby pls tell the angels in heaven to stop worrying that you are safe with me’
She replied:
‘Dry pickup line!!!’
I couldn’t believe my eyes, at this point you can call me OJB cos my liver failed me. I couldn’t bring myself to continue the conversation.
‘Bone, how babe go they fall my hand’. I thought
My liver was good again.. So I sent her another.
‘LOL!, yeah yeah tellme something I don’t know, but I’m gonna tell you something you already know…one word ‘BREATHTAKING’ I know its so cliche but its the truth’
I hoped for the worst but she was like
‘Really? :)’
‘Let’s do this face to face, e-meetings aren’t so cool you know?’ …I texted
‘Really where are you?’
‘Just Turn around’ …suddenly my ‘Nepa’ liver ceased power, my heartbeat was so loud now that I was sure olamide could freestyle to it.
As she turned..
I flashed my trademark smile, (the smile that got me the closeup contract)
I was still on a High blood pressure but she returned the gesture… And we both blushed..
The devil appeared on my left shoulder and was like ‘Guy you be Foo’l see as you dey smile like goat wey them burn, if they born you well don’t bleep dis girl…mtchewww dullung boy’…
An angel came to my rescue or so I thought ‘Sam flee from every appearance of evil… A word is enough for the wise’… I was confused
None of them encouraged me to fall inlove with her, maybe she wasn’t wonderwoman afterall…
I was deep in thoughts when she tapped me bringing me back to reality…
I came back to discover that I was still smiling at her… I felt embarrassed and ashamed of myself. Its a horrible feeling, I’m pray yall never feel this way in your life…
But her smile was refreshing and reassuring… I saw the other guys were either jelous, confused or more jelous, who gives a bleep, I’m loving this moment…
‘You look far beautiful in the physical bby’ I said.
She blushed while I was feeling ontop of the world.
‘Hey baby I’m Samuel, my malaysian friends call me psalmurai’
‘I’m eniola and I’ve got no friends’
‘No friends?? Why??’ I inquired.
‘I’ll tell you why you GreatFool!’ A deep voice said tapping me from behind..

To Be Continued…