Story: Legend Of An Ikotun Boy - Season 1 - Episode 9

7 years ago

Story: Legend Of An Ikotun Boy - Season 1 - Episode 9

The knock on the door was getting louder… Its more than a knock… It sounded like they were hitting my doors with a sledge hammer…assuming it was a wooden door it should have been spoilt by now…

GBOOM!! GBOOM!! GBOOM!!

Me and my babe (or should I say babe-to-be) were so frightened , holding eachother in fear..
Eventually the door gave way, and 5 hefty men in pink (funny looking crew ;D ) entered into my room, though 2 were at the door post..
I was so scared, Enny was already in tears, grabbing me from behind..

‘NA YOU DEM DEY CALL PSALMURAI ABI?’…One of them barked!!
‘Ye…Yes…Yess Nna me b………’
Before I could finish my sentence I was expecting a mopol-grade slap..
.but I was surprised at what they did instead..
They all jumped on me… like a lion to an antelope..The one who spoke tore open my shirt…Some were struggling with my Pants, the others were kissing me roughly…
‘shio…which kin rugged men be this?…I thought..
Like he was reading my mind…he withdraw from my pants and…
‘we are the PINK-BOXERS the only rugged gay cult in Nigeria’…
‘I was like GAY CREW’…I was about to laugh when I felt a tongue on Broda JT…
It felt good in a funny way…
Meanwhile I was hearing m0ans from the other part of the room…
‘shebi dem b gay..why dem dey Molest my babe na’…I thought angrily still struggling to set myself free..
I looked up to see eniola self-servicing, and m0an!ng aloud..
‘Yeeeh!! So na perve’rt I wan marry sef?…na me dem dey F**K na she dey m0an…na wa o’
I’m sure my neighbors hears my shout for help… but none came out to help… (its a cold world o :( )
They all over powered me and had their way…till it was morning… My as’shole never remained the same!! :(

Dad called me the second day to inform me that bro Wale (point1) and his gang has been arrested… Mtchewww old news!! I wanted to tell him what happened yesterday’s night… But I was so ashamed to talk, besides if I did tell him, there’s nothing he’ll do and it won’t change anything..

We started dating afterwards I mean me and eniola, we were really in love but for different reasons I must say… She loved me cos, she’d gotten what most girls around want..I.e the title “Psalm’s babe”- and I loved her cos she wasn’t stingy…she’s a free giver and I received it with joy *winks–u knw wat I mean*…

Exams were fast approaching and I could count how many times I’ve been to class… If my attendance were airtime is won’t be able to call a friend for more than a minute. Likewise was it also for Nonso… We hardly go to classes all we do is straph, get high, play videogames and eat!
I know you’ll be asking ‘shebi he said he can send Mtn-Mtn msg with his GP’…yes la I can..100Level was a repetition of what I did in secondary school and since I was the semi-brilliant Type I was good to go…

“Guy aw dis exam go be now”? …Nonso asked.
“Omo boy ..ah no know o…we go do am nhoni”…I answered.
RING!! RING!! RING!!
My phone rang…
I looked at the phone and saw that it was my class rep. Calling,I smiled cos I knew a way has presented itself

“hey alaye wetin dey nw?” I greeted
“Boss mi I dey like dele o” he answered
“anything for your boy?”….
“Ehn actually yeah, question paper dey up for grabs”… Said my Class rep. (whose name is John).
Bros D showed up…”You see, always dey trust me… You know say I bring more light into ur life than NEPA!!” he bragged
“ah John, how much that one go be now and how many courses?”…I asked
“its not yet out”
I was confused now…’what does he mean by that’..I thought
“but you said its up for grabs na?” I asked..
“yeah it is….woh look I want both of us to sneak into some lecturers office to get the questions…what do you think”…He proposed..
Bros D (demon) and the angel appeared infront of me almost immediately …
“Guy… No dull o… This is your chance to pass without sweat!… If you like let am pass you… Na F9 you go use bath…u go see!” Bros D adviced
“Sam, what if you get caught? Na expulsion b dat o…” Angel said. I was suprised to hear angel speak pidgin…’shey kingjames English don finish for hin mouth’
John sensing I was confused at the decision…continued…
“we’ll make almost 200k each if we pull this through o”
“Shiiiiit!! That settles it …I’M IN!!!” I exclaimed

We met at an eatery to plan the next line of action…they say ‘if you fail to plan you plan to fail’
“This is gon b as easy as taking candy from a baby” …I thought
WAS IT GONNA BE THAT SIMPLE?? DID WE GET CAUGHT?? DID WE SUCCEED?? Get the answers to that in my next update…..

To Be Continued…