Must Read: The Prognosticator.. - Season 1 - Episode 11

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Must Read: The Prognosticator.. - Season 1 - Episode 11

Hmmmm pesman i pray this peslady doesn’t
kill you with all gesture of her towards you.
She paid your hospital bill, bailed you from
police custody and you don’t know her, i
think it was “FAYEMI” cream at work? But
she has been disturbing you before you
collect the cream, i pray we find out soon
CNN said to me after reading the text.
***I need to find out who this peslady is,
but my only nightmare was Dupe the
monitoring spirit***
.
CNN: Guy Now that you are free, let’s reach
Emeka shop i want to buy some wears.
Emeka was the guy that selling both guys
and ladies outfit not too far from our street,
he
owned a big boutique, he originated
from imo state, Tall, fair, handsome and very
friendly, he was nicknamed “NNA” most
commonly
named for ibo people resided especially at
southwestern part of Nigeria instead of
calling them their
Baptized name you would be hearing “NNA”
Though “NNA” Means friend in ibo
language same as “ABOKI” in hausa, and
“ORE” in yoruba.
Emeka is a very nice guy, most of guys in our
area usually goes to emeka shop to play
“whot card” ludo game” and draft, his shop
was never boring
.
Me: No lele brother we can go anytime you
are ready, but we’ll firstly go to my house i
need to take some money with me, so i can
also buy one or two things. *** we got to
my house i unlocked my door, went to
where i kept the reaming 38k i won from
nairabet, i took 5k out of it, CNN and i
headed to Emeka boutique for shopping***
We met Emeka and Abbey at the outside of
the shop the were playing “whot card” we
greet them CNN and emeka went inside
the shop, leaving Abbey and i outside.
.
Abbey: Pesman how far nah?
.
Me: Guy i dey o just that am not happy with
you
.
Abbey: What did i do to you pesman
.
Me: Don’t tell me you don’t know i was
robbed the day i called to sleep in your
house, that you said you were having visitor
.
Abbey: **Shocked** pesman i didn’t heard
anything, besides i was having visitor that
day you called me my girlfriend Sandra was
with me. so how did it happened?
.
Me: They broke to my room and robbed me
in front of local gun
.
Abbey: Are they many?
.
Me: Just two
.
Abbey: Hope they didn’t wounded you?
.
Me: They don’t, but i found myself on
hospital bed the following morning
.
Abbey: But do you know they were coming
to your house before you called me that
day?
.
Me: No I don’t, i just have some feelings not
to sleep in my room that day (i lied)
.
Abbey: Eyah (pity) sorry brother, guess they
don’t packed your things?
.
Me: They left with my Ps3 and some clothes
.
Abbey: sorry pesman only God know best
.
Me: Thank you abbey
——————————
I walked into the boutique to meet CNN and
Emeka negotiating the price of the clothes
he selected, i also bought jean shirt for Dupe
as surprise gift for her when she returns
from lagos, we were about to walked out of
the boutique when one beautiful lady
walked in.
Hi Emeka please i need some beautiful
wears that i can wear to birthday party i’m
attending next tomorrow. she said to emeka
Which one would you preferred? Trouser,
gown or skirt? Emeka replied her
I think you’ll be more beautiful and Sekxy if
you
put on blue jean trouser and pink hakect
shirt i cuts in, she looked my face our eyes
met she smiled and said
.
Girl: Oh! Handsome man, you know fashion,
have you ever participated in Mister Nigeria
before? I love the way you Dressed and you
are looking cute
.
Me: Thanks dear you are also a beautiful
lady,
the type of lady all the men in the world
will be praying to have
.
Girl: Woow.. Sugarcoated mouth, i think we
have to talk, let me buy what i was here
for, so we can talk outside
.
Girl: **She faced Emeka** please give me
blue jean trouser with pink hacket shirt as
suggested by my friend
.
Me: **Hmmmm “fayemi” cream at work, she
paid for the cloths and we walked out of
boutique together with CNN, we reached
outside and this conversation followed
between the girl and i**
.
Me: So where is the venue for the birthday?
.
Girl: will you come?
.
Me: If iam invited
.
Girl: YOU are already invited
.
Me: By who?
.
Girl: By me christabel
.
Me: **so her name was christabel** That’s
great my friend and i will be there
.
Girl: Give me your number, so i can remind
you tomorrow
.
Me: Ok 08032*****
.
Girl: i should saved it with?
.
Me: Pesman **my phone rang that
moment**
.
Girl: Its me pesman you can save mine with
“Christabel”
.
Me: is that your name?
.
Girl; Yes
.
Me: Beautiful name
.
Christabel: Thanks pesman, but when you
are coming to the party don’t come with
your girlfriend.
.
Me: *shocked* why?
.
Christabel: You are going to stand as my
boyfriend for the occasion
.
Me: What of your boyfriend?
.
Christabel: Am “SS”
.
Me: *pity* sorry dear, so because you are an
“SS” people were running from you
.
Christabel: *smiled* pesman i wasn’t talking
about genotype
.
Me: But what are you talking a
Christabel: Am talking about status
.
Me: Still don’t get it
.
Christabel: Ok “SS” mean “single and
searching”
.
Me: Oh! That’s good abbreviation, so you
were searching?
.
Christabel: i don’t think am searching
again
.
Me: Have you found anyone?
.
Christabel: Yes i have
.
Me: That’s amazing. my regard to him
.
Christabel: How could you be greeting
yourself?
.
Me: **Confused** Greeting myself as how?
.
Christabel: You are my man already
.
“Pesman the cream you rubbed done dey
work, don’t dull yourself CNN whispered to
my ear.
.
Me: Oh my love, i just don’t want to be too
forward, i love you even before we met have
been dreaming about you, and i think we
can
become perfect couple. I love you Christabel
please i want you to be mine ** i quickly
took the advantage of spiritual cream i
robbed ** will you be mine?
.
Christabel: Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! I will, she kissed
me.
———————-
My phone vibrated on our way home, it was
a call from the “monitoring spirit” (Dupe) my
heart skipped,
“This girl again”
“she has found out i had encounter with
Chrisbtabel?”
“Why she was calling me by this time?”
“Pesman stop acting like a kid”
“After all you are a man”
“You are going to be the head of the family”
“Abi you want your woman to be controlling
you”
“Ogbeni jaraa e (wise up my friend)”