Must Read: The Prognosticator.. - Season 1 - Episode 17

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Must Read: The Prognosticator.. - Season 1 - Episode 17

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I rapidly brought out my phone and rang
cnn he picked on
second rings
After all he was the architect of this saga
He was the one took me to Fayemi
“Babalawo”
He was the one who created this problem
and he must
solve it
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Cnn :Hello who is this?
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Me: Guy forget that thing
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Cnn: I say who am i speaking with?
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Me: Abeg talk to me
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Cnn: So you still have my phone number?
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Me: Before nko?
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Cnn: I thought you had found a new friend
no need of
talking to me anymore
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Me: Guy it was only yesterday I don’t hear
from you
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Cnn: I thought you have deleted my digits
out of your phone
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Me: Why would i do that?
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Cnn: Who knows
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Me: Let’s be serious
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Cnn: You called
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Me: Yeah boss, I need your help on one
issue that keep
bothering my mind
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Cnn: Am now your boss if you wants to talk
to me, just
come to my house
hangs up
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Cnn must be mad o
he said I should come over to his house
before i can
speak with him
What would be his attitude if he became 9ja
presido?
Igara re ti poju (He form too much
Well not his fault am the seekers of advice
I will unfriend him after he solved this
problem
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The ringtone of my phone brought me back
to live, I looked
at the screen it was unsaved number
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Me: Hello who is this?
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Voice: Lady voice pesman how are you
doing?
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Me: Am doing good, please who is this?
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Voice: Hmmm pesman that’s how we
normally treats people
who’s not important in our life
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Me: What do you mean?
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Voice: You forget me so soon
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Me: I am sorry ,please tell me more about
yourself
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Voice: Jameelah
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Me: Jameelah am hearing that name for the
first time
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Voice: Hmmm pesman, Jameelah the girl you
met at Grace
birthday yesterday
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Me: Remembered Oh Jameelah the
princess of Zaria
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Jameelah: Laugh Funny you, Yah Yah
(How are you )
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Me: Lafia (Fine)
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Jameelah: why don’t you saved my number?
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Me: You saved it yourself yesternight
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Jameelah: Sorry I call with my other line
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Me: I don’t know when you left the party last
night
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Jameelah: It because of what happened
yesterday at the party,
pesman I nearly ran into moving vehicle, I
was so scared
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Me: Sorry dear
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Jameelah: Thanks, where are you?
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Me: sense danger With friends
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Jameelah: Early this morning
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Me: Abi nah Wetin man go do
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Jameelah: I think you are at home
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Me: nope
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Jameelah: When are you returning home?
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Me: Don’t know yet, am going somewhere
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Jameelah: We have to talk, i need to see you
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Me: Hope no problem?
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Jameelah: Not really, but i have something
important to share
with you
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Me: its patenic with money?
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Jameelah: Can’t you talk without involving
money
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Me: Owo ni koko (Money is most important)
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Jameelah: Badamuh (No problem) so when
are we seeing?
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Me: Anytime am available
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Jameelah: You will ?
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Me: Hollar at you
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Jameelah: Do i have your words?
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Me: Yes you do
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Jameelah: Later then bye, hmm before you
hang up don’t forget
to save this number ooo
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Me: Sure I will
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Jameelah: Bye
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Me: Bye
Hangs up
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Another delima
Jameelah again
What she has to say?
Seems she had falling victims of my
woman ritual cream
I just rubbed this cream twice
And I had two girls in my custody
Dupe and Christabel, Jameelah wants to
join the race
I think it’s right time to stop using this
cream
If care isn’t taking, I would have more
than Dozens
girls around
No girlfriend no problem
The higher your have the higher your
problems
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My phone rang for the second time in
30minutes, I looked
at the screen it was Christabel
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Me: Hello bae
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Christabel: Peslove, how are you?
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Me: I am fine and you
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Christabel: Also fine, Where are you
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Me: On my way to where i told you
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Christabel: Success is urs dear, you shall be
favored
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Me: Amen thanks
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Christabel: Just to check on you
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Me: Woow, wonderful you, you are the best
dear
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Christabel: When are you coming back
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Me: Don’t know yet
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Christabel: Kindly branch at my house when
coming
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Me: OK dear, I will
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Christabel: What was your favorite meal
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Me: You wanna prepare for me
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Christabel: Yeah love
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Me: But I don’t drop any money behind
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Christabel: You shouldn’t worry about that
it’s my
responsibility to take good care of you
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Me: Hmmmm
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Christabel: You don’t know your position in
my heart, I love
you pesman
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Me: Woow Love you more dear, just cook
anything you
want
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Christabel: OK dear Can’t wait to see your
handsome face
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Me: Missing your beautiful face already
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Christabel: Pesman you are the best
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Me: Likewise you, bye
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Christabel: Bye
Hanged up
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Seems Christabel wants to be more caring
than Dupe
Dupe hasn’t for once cooked for me
Christabel is going to cook for me now
I will visit her later in the day
Seems am in love with her
All thanks to fayemi
The man behind my women markets
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AN HOUR LATER CNN
ROOM
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I sipped out of viju milk he was drinking, he
was sited on
bed playing game on his phone, with full
smile on his face, I
see you today pesman he said to me
without looking my
direction.
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Me: Guy no be only yesterday we don’t see
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Cnn: Where went you yesterday?
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Me: Grace birthday
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Cnn: Oh! That bae birthday
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Me: Sorry for not calling you along
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Cnn: No need for that, I wasn’t at home
yesterday too
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Me: Where you slept
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Cnn: Tola’s house
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Me: Program season
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Cnn: I enjoyed that thing
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Me: Good of you
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Cnn: I see you any problem
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Me: Not really just need to consult you
before running into
one
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Cnn: I am listening
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Me: First of all, I have found out who peslady
was
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Cnn: Tell me who is she please
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Me: Actually I haven’t meet her in person,
but she called me
to come to her office this morning
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Cnn: Good news, what are you waiting for
go then
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Me: There’s a problem
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Cnn: What happened
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Me: Dupe told me last two days that she was
offered a
job of sale girl in one big supermarket that
just opened in
town
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Cnn: Go straight to the point
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Me: Guy listen, that’s where problem is. The
same woman
that offered Dupe a job was the Same
woman that has
been disturbing me for so long
.
Cnn: Surprised you mean
peslady was
the one offered Dupe a job?
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Me: Yes
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Cnn: Tell me it’s a lie
.
Me: I am serious
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Cnn: Ahhh pesman you have to be careful
with two of them
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Me: Now Dupe called me this morning, she
told me she will
resume work in that supermarket this
morning and she has
gone
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Cnn: You mean Dupe has started working
under that
woman
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Me: Yes she has
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Cnn: Oga ooo
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Me: The main problem now is that Madam
hadiza invited
me to meet her in her supermarket this
morning by 10am and
Dupe was there in supermarket, you know if
i go
Dupe will surely suspecting me. That’s the
area I need your
help
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Cnn: And you are panic?
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Me: it worth it Bro
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Cnn: It very simple
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Me: What do I do
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Cnn: Firstly she was the one invited you, she
loves you
already, just call her now and tell her you
can only meet in her
house not in the supermarket, because
people may not let her
have fully attention for you
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Me: And you think it will work out
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Cnn: Act like a man, Don’t disrespect yourself
in front
of a woman, be bold
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Me: OK Bro, I will call her right now
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Cnn: According to my perspective, that
woman ready to do
anything for you, just be playing along with
her
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Me: I will not disappoint you
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Cnn: Better, and you should act busy when
with her, so she
wouldn’t think low of you
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Me: Hmmmm
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Cnn: Keep telling her you are going
somewhere, so she can
see you as responsible man
.
Me: OK Boss
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Cnn: And one more thing
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Me: I am listening sir
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Cnn: To be on saver side, you know only safe
way is the
right way
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Me: Yes sir
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Cnn: Set your phone on recording while
convers with her
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Me: Because?
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Cnn: For security reason pesman, and you
should keep your
phone secured for reference purpose, and
you should not let
her know you were recording her voice
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Me: Brilliant you Bro, I will act as directed sir
My phone rang that moment it was
Dupe, I
looked at Cnn, should I pick or not? The
prognosticator
had found out again
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