Must Read: The Prognosticator.. - Season 1 - Episode 21

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Must Read: The Prognosticator.. - Season 1 - Episode 21

As soon as I collected the piece of paper I
began to ponder on what the nurse is up to,
I
later concluded it was a mere likes nothing
more, without knowing what is
attached to it in the nearest future would be
calamity
.
Cnn: What’s next to do now
.
Me: Let’s go to his house
.
Cnn: I don’t think it is necessary
.
Me: its, we are determined to visit him
before we left home, why sudden change of
plan, moreover we are not too far from his
house from here
.
Christabel: Since his house isn’t that far to
here, let kukuma visit him direct from here
.
Cnn: You cannot understand, but I think
pesman should
.
Me: I don’t understand anything oo
.
Cnn: T-O-L-A
.
Me: Bad nigga, so because of her we should
neglect abbey, try to be a good friend,
maybe tomorrow is your turn who knows,
what you sow you shall reap
.
Cnn: Abeg stop saying nonsense pastor
(Kumuyi)
.
Me: Na you sabi o woman wrapper
.
Christabel: Oya let’s go and we’ll not stay too
long because i can see fire in brother cnn’s
face
—————————————-
******ABBEY’S ROOM******
.
Abbey was seated at the edge of his bed
with bondage all over his head, he looks like
someone who just free from “Kuje prison”
Abuja.
Seated beside him was his controversial girl
(Grace).
Christabel hugged her as we made our way
in
.
Me: ***in jest tone*** Lesion man how are
you
.
Abbey: Pesman thanks for yesterday oo,
Grace told me everything, am very grateful
.
Cnn: Abbey Abbey thank God you survived it,
but who did this to you
.
Abbey: ***Looked at Grace and smiled***
Na one of my rival o
.
Me: One of yours rivals, how many rivals do
you have
.
Grace: Please help me ask him o, I don’t
know how many rivals he had
.
Abbey: ***(Faced Grace) no be only you can
tell
.
Christabel: Uncle abbey abeg stop all this o,
since when I knew Grace she’s straight
forward lady, she abstain double dating,
maybe uncle abbey has another enemy
except the one we are suspecting
.
Me: Grace which of your husband is behind
this?
.
Grace: The idiot isn’t my husband, but my Ex
he wanted to kill himself because I dumped
him for Abbey
.
Cnn: Thank God isn’t more than this
.
Grace: Just be looking at me oo, I will deal
with the fool beyond his imagination
.
Abbey: Cnn and pesman two of you should
be looking at your back and be very vigilant
o, Tola and Christabel Ex’s might be running
after your life too, who knows
.
Cnn: You loose, my girl doesn’t have Ex
.
Me: ***Faced Christabel*** Christabel please
answer him
.
Christabel: Uncle abbey do you want to
Hear? Am having no Ex, Grace is my witness
.
Grace: Yes o, my friend is single before she
met ogagun pesman (Ogagun mean
GENERAL, military rank, like ogagun sani
abacha, (General sani abacha) ogagun
obasanjo, (General obasanjo) ogagun
behavior (General buhari)…..) All of us
bursted into laughter, the kind of
laugh that lasted for almost 4min.
Cnn put his phone to his ear and he was
saying OK, no problem, am on my way, deep
down in me, I knew he was making fake
calls he want us to leave on time so his
visitor will meet him at home
.
Cnn: Abbey stay strong please, we re ready
to leave, we just here to say hi to you, we
are still coming back to check on you
.
Abbey: You guys supposed not to come
when you know you know you won’t
stay for an hour here with me, what is
the essence of your coming here self?
.
Me: It is not what you’re talking Abbey, we
are here to keep you company, even we
have firstly checked you in the hospital
without knowing you are have been
discharged
.
Christabel: It is true uncle abbey beside
someone is waiting for brother cnn at
home, that’s why we’re in hurry we’ll visit
you again very soon sir
.
Grace: Thanks for your time “Ako ni fi iru re
Gba o” (We shall not repay you with the
same)
.
All of us: Amen
———
We exited his room, Cnn headed to his
house while I retired to Christabel house, I
stayed more than four hours with her, we
engage in romantic affairs, we kissed,
sU-Cked, smooched and having three (3)
rounds of S£x before I left her house around
4:30pm i barely entered my room when my
phone voiced out, I checked the screen the
caller was “Jameelah” the girl I met at Grace
birthday, I picked without extravagant of a
Time
.
Me: Hello Jameelah
.
Jameelah: Hi pesman, how are you
.
Me: Am fine and you
.
Jameelah: Am OK, where are you
.
Me: At home
.
Jameelah: Haaa pesman life is not like this
nah
.
Me: What happened
.
Jameelah: Don’t i called you in the morning?
.
Me: Sure you did, any problem with that
.
Jameelah: Have you forgotten your promise
.
Me: ***Promised? I couldn’t remembered
my promise to her*** Did I promise you
.
Jameelah: Yes of course
.
Me: Bad me, am sorry I have small memory, I
do forget things easily please remind me
.
Jameelah: Really
.
Me: Walahi (Swear in the name of God)
.
Jameelah: Ok o, you said you’ll called me
when you’re returning back home, now
you’re at home and I don’t see your call
.
Me: Yankuri (sorry) I forgot and I don’t have
much airtime on my phone please forgive
.
Jameelah: No problem, but pesman please I
want to see you
.
Me: No problem about that
.
Jameelah: Time has gone now what of
tomorrow?
.
Me: Am going nowhere tomorrow
.
Jameelah: What time
.
Me: Time is belong to almighty Allah, let leave
everything for him to decide, what I believe
is we shall see tomorrow
.
Jameelah: No problem, Take good care of
yourself for me
.
Me: Karianih (It is a lie) why you? What of my
Bae
.
Jameelah: Pesman don’t hurt me with your
words bye ***hangs up***
.
This Jameelah of a girl is so funny, she
wanted to see me, what for? All I have to do
now is to be waiting patiently for tomorrow
to come, when she visits tomorrow I will
know what she wants to discussed with me.
Sms tone of my phone brought my thinking
to halt, The content of message was
“7235234……. MTN airtime please manage it
for me pesman thanks Jameelah care”
I loaded the card, I was surprised to see
“The recharge card of 1,500 was successful,
in no time I dialed her number
.
Me: Hello queen
.
Jameelah: You called
.
Me: Yeah, I saw your text
.
Jameelah: Is that why you’re calling
.
Me: Yeah just want to be grateful, thanks a
lot
.
Jameelah: It’s nothing man, and It’s no need
to
be calling for, don’t waste the airtime please
bye she hangs up.
Wonder shall never end my life is now
meaningful, free food and K!ttyC@t from
Christabel, free airtime from Jameelah, I
should be expecting something like Milo and
milk from Dupe and free treatment from the
nurse I met today, thought I don’t know her
name yet, that shouldn’t be a problem I will
call
her before I sleep tonight
.
Later in the evening
A knock sounded on my door when am
about to doze off, yes come in I said, I
wasn’t surprised to see Dupe I knew she
would definitely come, she walked in with
fire in her eye she seated on my bed and
faced me
.
Dupe: What are you doing in madam hadiza
house in the afternoon?
.
Me: Is that your greeting, you just walked in
without even saying simple hello to me
.
Dupe: I demand explanation not silly prank
of yours
.
Me: Explanation on what I know nothing
about
.
Dupe: Pesman you know a lot about this, tell
me now or I end this relationship
.
Me: What do you want me to tell you?
.
Dupe: What you’re doing in madam hadiza’s
house?
.
Me: You mean your boss
.
Dupe: Yes my Boss
.
Me: Listening to me baby, you are the one
telling me about her, you are the one
whoknows her, I don’t know your Boss, I
haven’t set my eye on her before (I lied)
.
Dupe: You don’t know madam hadiza the
owner of supermarket am working
.
Me: Yes I don’t know her
.
Dupe: Hmmmm OK where are you this
morning at exactly 11am
.
Me: ***Lying cannot save me here o, I have
to come up with something confusing***
Brother Joseph plumber and I went to one
woman house, the woman called him to
come and fixed something in her toilet,
since I was doing nothing at home I use the
opportunity to follow him
.
Dupe: What is the name of that woman
.
Me: How would I know, only if I call brother
Joseph ***brought out my phone, acting
like I want to call him***
.
Dupe: No need for that, I know I never failed
if I see something
.
Me: What do you see?
.
Dupe: I slept in the store this morning when
I saw you in my dream, you’re with madam
hadiza in her sitting room playing love
game.
One of our supplier woke me he asked me
to go and called madam hadiza for her, I
was happy because I knew I would catch
you red handed there, but I was extremely
surprised to meet your absence, that’s why I
sent you text in the afternoon.
But pesman tell me are you with her or not
because my instincts never failed me
.
“I was totally pinned to thigh Corner, lying
to her could make this matter worse, I
closed my eyes as I prayed for God
knowledge to answer Dupe cumbersome
questions