Must Read: V.V.I.P (Very Very Important P
Must Read: V.V.I.P (Very Very Important P
In the lecture room, Roland and Dozie were discussing about what transpired between him and Elizabeth…
Dozie: Vir what?
Roland: I swear
Dozie: What’s that? And you believe her?
Roland: I don’t even know, I’m confused honestly
Dozie: Are you crazy? So you believe that girl? Roland are you alright? A girl as big and beautiful like that is claiming she’s still a virgin and you still believe that Shtt, seriously bro.
Roland: To be honest, i believe that girl. She looks real, she’s not the wayward type at all. There is something about that girl
Dozie: She’s not wayward and yet she kissed you… This girl is just scamming you, no dey believe all these girls, especially these church girls, they are worse.
Roland: Not this one, I swear… I feel like marrying her
Dozie was so irritated, as he hit Roland at the back of his head..
Roland: Ooouch! Wetin happen now?
Dozie: Is this Roland or something abi I dey dream
Roland: Bro, this is real… I’ve finally met the girl of my dream
Dozie: But wait ooo, where do you want to put Doyin?
Roland: God forbid (taps his fingers backward), how many times I wan tell you she’s not a wife material, I can’t marry her.
Dozie: But your family knows Doyin isn’t it?
Roland: Does it really matter? Doyin is too wayward, she was not even a virgin when I met her, her K!ttyC@t was as wide as Atlantic Ocean.
Dozie burst into laughter
Dozie: Guy you don craze, so you wan abandon Doyin because of one fake virgin girl?
Roland: Before nko, Elizabeth is a virgin.
My instinct believe she’s a virgin
Dozie: Goodluck bro
Roland’s phone rings, he checked, the caller was Doyin…
Roland: Talk of the Devils
He picked the call and started a conversation….
In Roland’s room… Doyin kissing Roland who was seated on the bed.
Doyin: I miss you so much, I really miss you
Roland was uninterested cos he wasn’t making any attempt or move
Doyin: Don’t you miss me?
Roland didn’t respond, Doyin was surprised and uncomfortable with Roland’s silent treatment.
Doyin: What is wrong with you? Why the silence? You’re giving me attitude or what?
Roland sigh
Roland: Can I ask you a question?
Doyin: What is it again this time?
Roland: What age did you lost your virginity?
Doyin: What sort of question is this? Why would you even ask me such stupid question
Roland: Just answer my question
Doyin: I can’t even remember, I should be in Secondary or so, it’s been long, why are you even asking me this now?
Roland: Secondary school?
Doyin: What?
Roland: And you’re not even ashamed to say it… Secondary school (mocking her)
Doyin: What is wrong with you, what is with these virgin talk?
As she tries to touch Roland…
Roland: Don’t touch me joor
Doyin: Hehehe, is it over this matter? Na you sabi, abeg do you have smoke? I wan smoke.
Roland: Jesus Christ
Doyin: Whatever
Looking for weed to smoke, she quickly rushed to the bathroom, vomiting…
Roland was less concerned
Roland: What’s wrong with this one?
Doyin came out of the bathroom, water in her face breathing lightly and weak…
Doyin: Roland, it seems I’m pregnant again ooo
Roland: You’re what?
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