Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

I got home almost n’aked with only by boxers on, holding my trousers.

“where u dey come from wey u dress like dis na?” Ilorin asked. “i dey come from ur papa house” i responded.

“Abeg, wetin una cook, i dey hungry well well” i said. “food dey na, na ogbono soup wey i cook, all of us wan chop am for outside as heat dey inside house” Ilorin said, “e go reach me abi?” i asked. “e go reach u na, e plenty na, meat plenty inside sef, na general food na” He assured.

I went into my room, 2minutes later, i heard, “flow do quick na, we dey wait u oh” Sammy said from outside.

An angel whispered to me to wash my hands in my room before going to eat with them outside.
That angel save me from eating poo.

I washed my hands and joined them outside, “flow, wash u hand na?” Kevin said, “i don already wash hand for my room” i responded.

As we were half way through the tasteless ogbono soup. I noticed something.

The big bucket they all used in washing their hands was the same bucket Mama Alhaja always used as her “water and closet” toilet, the same bucket i used to bath myself the day Aboniki almost killed me.

“all of una na mumu, una don use Mama Alhaja s’hit bucket use wash una hand” i said.

They all stopped eating. I saw Angom threw up.
They ran to their various rooms to wash their hands properly, never to return again, leaving me to eat all the meat alone. Like 20 peices of meat.

The angel saved me. That angel must me the commander in chief of meat in heaven.