Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

so u get mind dey f”uck my sugar mama abi?” Tobi said heading towards me with so much fury. He dragged me and give me a “welldone” punch on my jaw.

What followed next was several punches to my stomach. Ireti and Ronke were laughing and making mockery of me in Yoruba language.

“look at the small thing he uses to sleep with all the girls in Ilesa” Ireti said pointing at my shrunk d’ick. “na small thing but nahim i dey take wire u all this days oh” i almost told her.

“common!! wear ur cloth cover dis ur small p’rick!!” Tobi commanded. “na ur own small pass, ur own wey be like pencil” i almost told him. I fumbled as i put on my clothes quickly.

“take him with u, lock him up somewhere, keep feeding him with beating, wait until i tell u what next to do with him” Ireti commanded Tobi.

As Tobi dragged me downstairs clinging to the belt of my trouser like i was an armed robber, i saw blood dripped from my upper lip to my shirt. “eyah!! so naso Flow go take die, Angom go dey room now dey wire Funke, him no go know wetin him guy dey go through oh. Chei!!! Ireti and Ronke wan use me do money ritual” i tot.

As we got to where Tobi’s car was parked, my stomach began to turn round like a roller coaster, it was responding to the heavy punches Tobi hammered on it. It was like i wanted to throw up. “now no be time to vomit oh, now na time to think. Think Flow, think, think!” i said to myself.

An idea dropped. My Sabonin(teacher in Taekwondo) had once taught us how to free ourselves if someone clung to our belt with one hand. His words: “if a person is clinging to ur belt with one hand, just simply send a hard punch to the bicet of the other hand of the person and u are free”.

I gathered momentum………………………… And i sent a hard punch to Tobi’s left hand, following it up with an uppercut to his jaw. He let go of me and i ran.

He gave me a hard chase, i knew he wouldn’t get me bcos i ran like it was a 100metres race, while he ran like it was a marathon. I ran, and ran, until my legs began to fail me, so i hide in the bush.

He searched for me and couldn’t find me so he threatened; “i own this Ilesa town, so u can’t hide from me, i am the eagle of Ilesa, so u can’t hide from me, i will get u”.

He had spoken the truth, Indeed he was the eagle of Ilesa bcos he was the leader of Eyeh.
Since the eagle’s eyes goes to and fro Ilesa, it was time i left Ilesa, or so i tot.