Must Read: My Friend, Her Boyfriend And I - Season 1 - Episode 4

6 years ago

Must Read: My Friend, Her Boyfriend And I - Season 1 - Episode 4

Kunle sat down on the couch, his right leg crossed over his left leg and his hands were on his laps. He stood up when he saw us and smiled at both of us. ’Hi kunle’, I whispered.

‘Hello Joke, how are you?’, he asked.

‘I’m ok. You?’
‘I’m ok too. Are you as nervous as I’m?’ he asked, I smiled.

‘Yes maybe more’ I replied. Tola broke our conversation with,
‘That’s enough both of you. kunle here says he has something to ask you before …….’, She winked at me not finishing her sentence,

’Ok’, I said.

So kunle began his eyes opening lecture.
‘Joke, I’ll like to ask you some questions and I will like you to be free with me and tell me the truth and facts’,

‘No problem’ I said.

‘Were you circumcised?’ He asked,
‘Yes I was’ I answered,
‘Hmmm, I thought as much. Then he launched into a detail explanation about orgas,m.

‘You see, it’s hard for a circumcised woman to reach orgas,m because the cl!tz, which is the powerhouse of every woman, had been cut off.
Some girls are lucky, part of their cl!tz were cut off, but some that are not so lucky get everything cut off. In that case, it will be very hard for them to reach climaxx unless they find a lover who’s extremely patient, caring, loving and knowledgeable about the anatomy of the female body. He said.

‘Is that the only thing that makes a woman not to reach orgas,m?’ Tola asked Kunle.

‘No it’s not. Feelings too. When a woman does not have feelings for the man she’s in bed with, she may not climaxx. Also when your lover does not know your body, the things you like and don’t. For instance, most guys like to bite the nippl3s, but most girls don’t like it, so if your lover is doing the things you don’t like then it kills off your s£nsat!on. Some girls are also just frigid, there’s nothing you do to them that can make them climaxx, it’s a psychology problem and she needs counseling. Money too is part of the problem. When a woman is thinking about money, don’t ask her for S£x unless you want to give her that money! When your mind is somewhere else while having S£x, it would be difficult for any man to make you come.
Surroundings too does matters. Do you like where you are? Is the environment conducive for you? Are you comfortable? All these little things combine together to make or mar a climax.
However, I think your case is a severe case of circumcision Joke and I know a few tricks to help you out of it, if you still want to.’

I signed deeply and rested my head against the back of the sofa looking up. ’Joke, this is your last chance to get out!’ [/i]I thought to myself and I said to kunle and Tola,
‘I want to..’ I saw Kunle and Tola breathed in relief. We all kept quiet for thirty seconds and then Tola broke the silence,

‘Ok guys, I’ve got to go somewhere.

I don’t think I’ll be back tonight’, she picked up her bag and came over to hug me and she said into my ears,

’Be naughty and have fun darling’, we both giggled. She went over to kunle and hugged him too, I could imagine what she must have said into his ears because kunle said,

‘I’ll do my best’, and winked at me.
I shivered. Tola left us and vanished.

‘So, what can I offer you’ I asked kunle.

‘I will like whiskey and I will suggest you have some yourself’, he replied.

‘Is that your recommendation doctor?’ I teased.

‘Yes, dear patient’ I smiled and left for our small bar.

I could feel the tension leaving my body because kunle was actually easy to talk with. I poured some whiskey for him and some for myself too, I gave him his and went to the fridge and brought out a pack of ice, I dropped it on the table. I took four cubes for my drink, kunle took four for his too. I sat down opposite him staring into my drinks but I could feel his eyes burn into me.

[i]’Oh my, what am I suppose to do, should I say something, oh damn, where are all my flirting skills, my courageous act, my daring and adventurous heart, why hath thou forsake me now?’

Those were my thoughts when I heard my name,
‘Joke, the time to change your mind is past if that’s what you are thinking about. Drink up, we’ve got some findings to do. Where would you like to start?’ kunle said smiling and looking serious at the same time.

I wanted to say something but my mouth was dry so I drank my whiskey gulping half of the content in my cup,

‘So is there any part of pre-intimacy you enjoy?’ he enquired

‘Yes actually. I like my ear, throat, lips and blreast being licked and sU-Cked’, I said finding some of my lost courage.

‘Ok, good. Have you ever been sU-Cked down there?’ He asked point towards my v@gin@.

‘Yes but I don’t like it’, I declared’.
‘Why, If I may ask?’

‘Well, I just don’t like it because it doesn’t make me feel anything, sometimes I do feel this unexplainable s£nsat!on then it drops and makes me feel frustrated, so that’s the reason I don’t like it?’ I explained.

‘Alright, seems your boyfriends have not been doing a good job. I’ve all my facts now, let’s get to the business of the day’, kunle said as he drew me up from the sofa.

I swallowed the rest of my drink not taking my eyes off him. I dropped my cup on the table and watch as he advanced on my lips with a calculated slowness…