Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 3

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Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 3

In the beginning was Nnamdi, and Nnamdi was in Ogbunali doing business; so says the book of ND chapter one.

"Ecuse bros! I dey look for my friend toilet" Ola asked a fair guy.

"You are vely sturpid ooh! You are looking for your friend toilet o kwa ya?"

"Oooh sorry, i dey look for my friend Enadi, but i wan go toilet" He corrected.

"See toilet there, but your friend Eeenadi? I no know who be Eeenadi for this Ogbunabali" The guy pointed.

Ola dashed to where the toilet was situated but was shoved by one hefty man who asked "where your money??"

"My money? Dem dey pay for sh'iit again? S'hit is free na" Ola commented.

"S'hit is free for your papa house abi? You no know say s'Hit business is serious business?"

#Rest in peace Otunba Gadafi.#

"Okay how much to s'hit?" asked Ola.

"Fifty naira per s'hit" The man said, "but if you go stay reach 1 hour for the toilet you go pay 100 naira"

Ola thought of what subcription to go for for a while then he handed over 250 naira to the man and said, "i go s'hit for 1 hour 30 minutes, the remaining change na incase i stay for extra time, but if after 2 hours i no come out make you know say i don die inside"

Ola was shocked at how clean the toilet was, wishing their toilet at Baba street Rumuigbo was as clean as that. He could eat rice and chicken in the toilet but his tiolet in Baba street was a skate field with one's feet represented the skateboard.

Ola remembered slipping off and headbutting the toilet seat of his toilet, that was in the era of mark of the beast - he was tribal marked althrough, and he developed sore throat too.

Ola spent about 1 hour 30 minutes in the toilet with most of the time spent admiring the toilet wall.

Soon our Ola was at Nnamdi's shop - rather, where Enadi does Baranda. Baranda translated to Igbo means "Oso ahia". I think Baranda is somewhat related to Banana Island.

"Emeka onye a wu my guy, ocho k'anyi nye ya ofu umu phone chichi a" Nnamdi spoke.

"Nke ego ole? Ego ole ka o ji?" Emaka asked.

"Nye anyi nke ego ise, mana e ge dee 8000 naira na receipt, e nuna?" Ola was sold.

Emeka brought the phone and our dearest Ola so loved it.

"Wetin be the name of the phone?" Ola innocently asked.

"The name na Chiby" Emeka replied.

"Which one be Chiby"

"Chiby na the recent type of phone wey dey in vogue now" Emeka answered, "which name i go put for the reciept?"

"Put my name na? Put Olaniyi Olanipekun"

"Your name na Olaniyi?" Emeka asked.

Every person present at the shop burst into laughter on hearing the name "OLANIYI"

A lost child in Igbo. Ola was indeed a lost child becuase no thoroughbred will lose his left leg for a phone.