Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 8

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Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 8

"You dey talk say i be f''uc'k up guy, what of my phone nkor?" Ola attacked, "abi you no know say that man carry my phone for on top him motor go that day"

"Your phone! That your rubbish phone wey don spoil abi?" Ade said.

"You dey mad there! No be you spoil the phone?" Ola reminded.

Ade the King maker was the anopheles responsible for the malaria Ola's phone caught.

He had borrowed Ola's phone to entice Bisi the girl he wooed one night.


"My name is Ade the king maker!" Ade sugar coated, "I am from New York city, i schooled in California, i worked as a Bank manager in Florida, i just came to Nigeria to see my parents, its like you are new here? Whats your name?"

"Me?"

"No us!" Ade whispered.

"You said?" Bisi asked.

"I said you are drop dead delectable and gorgeous, and that you are driving me crazy" Ade continued.

"Thank you!" She smiled, "my name is Bisi".

"Okay! Bisi, thats a nice name, you have a phone? Can i have your number?"

"My number! My number is shero hate shero teri two six shero shefun six won won"

"You say what?? I beg your pardon? I didn't get that"

"I say shero hate shero..............."

"Dont bother, just dail it on this my Chiby phone" Ade handed over the phone to Bisi.

"The phone is hot oh, did you cook it?"

"That is how it is manufactured, it is always hot in cold weather and cold in hot weather; it is called weather for two, weather for two of us! You know!" He winked.

"Eheen! It is too hot ooh"

"Yes that whats up, hold it well oh" Ade cautioned.

"This is my number! Flash me"

Ade collected the pipping hot phone and on dailing her number, the phone went blank.

"Have you flash me?" Bisi asked.

"No i haven't flashed you, this phone dont flash, it calls, i will call you later" Ade slipped the phone into his pocket bearing the hotness.


Next day...............

"Ola how i go take see that girl, i no save her number before the phone spoil" Ade said to Ola as they walked passed the road he and Bisi walked searching for missing Bisi.

"You dey mad there! You don spoil my phone you dey tell me about woman"

"Sorry na! I don tell you say i go repair am for you na" Ade pet his friend Ola.

"Wait ooh! na here the girl tell me say she dey stay" Ade pointed at a handsomely ugly house opposite where they stood, just then an equally handsomely ugly girl walked out of the house to pour dirty water into the gutter.

"Shey na she be that?" Ola asked Ade.

"No be she ooh, how that babe go get this kin mark for face?" The face looked like bull dog with tribal marks but the body looked like that of pop star Beyonce.

Ade was sure the body was that of Bisi's but he couldn't just place the face. He remembered he was drunk last night.

"Bisi! Is that you?" Ade called out.

"Thats my name, i am Bisi" Ade's mouth was ajar.

"Ade the king maker! Is that you! Come na!" Bisi called out.

Ade crossed over and reaching Bisi he discovered Beyonce was far from it, it was Nicki Minaj.

"See n'yash oooh" Ola's mouth was ajar.

Not just his mouth, his right hand that held Chiby.

"Yeeerrrh! My phone don crack ooooh!"