Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 19

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Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 19

"Ola you dey smell s'hit s'hit oooh!" The police pick up moved with all kidnappers handcuffed behind manned by two armed policemen.





"So where do you want to stay now that your business is packed up?" Now Flo was at his Uncles place at Bori cantonment Port Harcourt.

"Uncle Dave i was thinking if i can stay with you!" Flo made known his intentions after narrating his ordeals - he skillfully lied.

His Uncle Dave was silent for seconds eyeballing his wife who eyeballed him back signifying a go.

"Well Uche you and your friend can stay for today until me and my wife give you feedback after our discussions tomorrow!" That sounded like a political promise to Flo.

"Okay sir! Thank you sir! We will maintain good behaviour throughout our stay here!" Flo was sure it meant a Yes.

"Come lemme take you and your friend to your room!" Damiana Uncle Daves wife offered.


"Nas this room fine oooh!" Flo commended.

"Oga Flo this your uncle wife fine ooh!" Nas commended too.

"Eeeehn! Nas! Nas!! Nas!! How many times i call you?"

"Oga Flo! Oga Flo! Oga Flo! How many times i call you?"

"Nas i dey wan you ooh! That my uncle na RSM of this barracks! You see eeehn if you no wan sleep for guardroom comot your eyes for that him wife and for those him children! I dey wan you ooh!" Flo warned.

A warning Nas did not heed.


"Oga Flo this your uncle get plenty girls ooh, six girls!"

"Naso na! This my uncle na Tu baba na!" #No pun intended, respect to Tuface Idibia#

"Eheen! You mean am?"

"Yes na! Him born all this pikin from different women! Three different women!" Flo said.

"Mehn! And them him daughters na fine babes ooh!" Nas confessed.



"But Oga Flo..............."

"Heeeeeeeh! Nas i don tell you no dey call me Flo for this house wey we come so, my name is Uchenna! Uche for short!" Flo informed.

"Okay Uche! Oga Uche!" Nas corrected.

"No Oga! Just Uche!"

"Okay Uche you been tell me say e get wetin you go tell me about why we close shop run leave Rumuigbo"

"Eheeen! Cooohooo!" Flo coughed, "the thing wey i wan tell you be say police don arrest them Ogbo baba!

"Eheeen! How na?" Nas mouth was ajar.

"That police siren wey dey blow that time wey motor carry us dey comot from Rumuigbo na for our house e dey go!" Flo said, "e dey go arrest all of them"

"But how na? Who tell them the police say Dornu wey them napkin dey there?" Nas asked.

"Napkin?" Flo wasn't surprised.

"Sorry, Kidnap!" Nas corrected himself.

Flo took a deep breath and said; "Na me!"

"You! Why?" Nas was shocked, "why will you dideth such a thing?"

"Why won't i dideth such a thing? You no know say dem wan cheat me?"

"How? How cheateth thou?" Nas was grammatical.

"See, the chicken lap wey i help them hire, them no give me complete money"

"Even at that?"

"Them think say i cheat them for the price to hire the chicken lap"

"Oga Flo! Sorry, Uche thats not enough reason to cheat on them and betrayeth them na!" Nas spoke King James version of English language.

"Guy why you dey talk like this? You no wan rich? See that girl Dornu promise me 500k if i go tell him papa where dem keep him daughter"

"But oga thats not a goodeth reason to betrayeth you bestest friends" Maybe Okro soup and Hollandia yoghurt - what Nas had for breakfast that morning changes one's tongue to King James, our maybe not.

"Apart from the 500k she give me fresh Kpomoh chop join sef" Flo informed Nas.

"Oga!" Nas tapped his boss on his shoulder, "so na ordinary Kpomoh 50 Naira make you deny your friend? You bad pass Judas and Carrot for bible ooh!"

"Hahaha! Nas! Which one be Judas and Carrot again na?" Flo laughed out loud.

"You no know say Judas for Bible get one company wey dey sell carrot before him com become disciple of Jesus?" Shocking revelation.

"Hahahaha!" Flo continued laughing.

"Oooooh God! Stop to dey laugh and tell me which Kpomo Dornu give you, na Cow skin abi na Goat skin?"

"Hahahahahahaha!"







"Who is Adewale Ayuba?" #Respect to Mr. Johnson#

"a.k.a the King maker, thats me!" Ade answered.

"Okay constable you will take him to cell 3" One police officer professed.

"Who is Ogbonta Chinwo?"

"It is me!" Ogbonta answered with a frown.

"You will be in cell 2"

"Who is Nnamdi Kalu?" #Respect# #One Nigeria# #Nigeria must better# #Splitting won't solve the problem#

"O wu mua!" Nnamdi answered.

"You will be in cell 3" The police officer said.

The police officer smiled for some seconds before announcing Ola's hotel room number.

"Why this wan dey laugh?" Ola wondered.

"Who is Olaniyi Olanipekun?"

"Emi ni!"

"You will be in cell 2!"