Always Ready - S01 E22

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Always Ready - S01 E22

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 22

As I looked to see who came to my rescue it was Lekan. Do you remember Lekan, The one that met me in Timi’s house. my old time friend. I was more than happy for someone to have come to my rescue.

Then one of the guy said.

‘guy why you dey spoil show now’

Lekan: E be like say u no dey fear..

I was just looking at the

both of them in surprise, because they chat like they knew each other. I was convinced when one of them said ‘Lekan! which kind thing be this?why you dey spoil show’

Lekan: see just forget that stuff this one na my guy una no fit touch am so make una dey bounce dey go.

Timi and I were just looking at them as one of them tapped me and said ‘you get luck’. I tried to say something, but no word was coming out. I just stare at them as they were performing their drama. Now they were gone and the three of us were left alone.

Lekan: babe how far (referring to Timi) as he place his hands across her waist and she didn’t resist despite my presence.

Me: cuts in Lekan! thank you ooo you just saved me.

Lekan: Don’t mention. Those guys are useless.

Me:where did you know them sef.

Lekan: forget that stuff. so how far.

Me: I dey gentle. I dey see say you and your babe dey roll wella. (their position still remain the same all these while)

Lekan: Abi now wetin you expect.

Timi was not saying anything since Lekan came I don’t know why, so I decided to force out a word frog her mouth.

Me: This one wey u just keep quiet who wan Colet your bf.

She just laughed, I tried again and again but she didn’t say anything all she did was to laugh which I was not comfortable with because their position still remain the same.

Me: I can’t believe I’m getting jealous

Aunty Funke: Jealous of what, is that not the same Timi you were finding all ways to break up with?

I explained the whole scenario to Aunty Funke when I got home that day.

Me: me sef no understand the situation again how I com dey fall for her again.

Aunty Funke: Na the spirit of her p—y dey follow you.

Me: laughed P—y get spirits?

Aunty Funke: Did you remember to ask her about how she knew the guys were after you.

Me: I asked her but it was when she was about to start telling me the guys showed up again.

Aunty Funke: Good don’t ask her about it again….

Me:Why? cuts in

Aunty Funke: its obvious she sent them.

On hearing this, I could not hold myself but to laugh.

Me: Why will you think of such a thing?

Aunty Funke: That’s why I said your brain na basket.

Me forming anger I don’t like it now.

Aunty Funke: Sorry baby I was just joking now.

Me:I don’t like that kind of joke.

Aunty Funke: Oya sorry or you go s--k b—-t.

She removes her b—-t from the upper part of her blouse but I resisted.

Me:I go still s--k but not now.

She just laughed and said ‘Ennh you are a bad type’ we both laughed.

Aunty Funke: but seriously what I am saying might be true.

Me: I don’t think so.

Aunty Funke:The other time you told me that her brother was very popular.

Me: Yes very very.

Aunty Funke: So what gave you the impression that those guys did not know her if they knew Lekan.

On hearing this, my head just start banging

‘na true,na true, na true’ was the only word banging in my head.

‘could thus be true’