Must Read: Me And My Guys (18+)

6 years ago

Must Read: Me And My Guys (18+)

I introduced her to oga.
“good morning sir, this my friend here wants a house for rent”
“good morning sir, am chioma” she said.
“mmmmmm chioma, i like your name chai” oga said, the girl giggled.
“thanks sir” she replied.
“fine geh. You fine we well o i ket house na house dey we well, come make i show you” he said tugging unto his ancestral wrapper.

Chioma’s eyes met mine and we smiled.

I like her already. We followed the ol’man as he led us to a house at the far end of the compound.

I walked slowly so as to have the back view of the black goddess cat walking in my front.

Oboy! I nearly scream. Na nyash be this?

This nyash na dey biggest ive ever seen. E big pass mrs sandra own i swear.

It seemed when god was sharing nyash to the female folks, she wasn satisfied with hers, she requested fo a bigger pair and baba j angrily stamped the biggest nyash on her. It balanced with her slim frame.

It was so round and enormous, i felt like grappling and squeezing the poo outta it. I sweared within me to try everything possible to see her pant, atleas her shimi.

She looked back and caught my gaze and frowned.
“you dont have manners right?” she said and increased her pace cause the oldman was far ahead of us.

I got to them as they entered and surveyed the house. The fixed the price. Oga slashed out 70% of her money. Sha na love. Lol. Through out the price negotiation, she avoided my gaze. She said she will be packing in the next day.

Oga wasnt opportune to see her back through out the meeting. “thanks sir see you tomorrow” she said, and walked away. Her back was on view. I personally slowed down to view the hills of nature again.
“chineke!!!! Iyammi!!!” oga shouted.

I noticed a big bulge on his crotch and smiled.
“ehhhehh cme make i..” he said.

I didnt wait for him to complete his statement, i ran after her.

I caught up with her as she was about exiting through the always open gate. What the usefulness of a gate without being closed at night?
“am sorry you know i didnt mean to st….”
“you are not suppose to stare like that, thats rude. She said.
“am sorry”.
“okay so you were going out?” she said as we stopped by the road.
“ya, going to work”
“at this time? I need transport to reach home” she said in a commanding tone.

Eehhhh! She just commanded me to give her money? And the only money i was with was N500 only.

This one wey i never even toast she dey ….dey…. Sef.

I sheepishly removed my wallet and brought out the wretched looking N500 out. She hissed, very long and irritating.
“so so this what you want to give me for transport and you were… Looking at my butty?
I swear that old man will give me more than N2000, bet” she said, bouncing her butty back into the compound. Was she going back to ask oga forr money?

“Oga for stupid if im give am” my dlck said.
“shut up so wetin you been dey give dey money to do?” my mind said.

I stood there transfixed, this girl na ashawo or wetin?

Minutes later she came out smiling with wards of naira note in her hand. She walked up to me and smiled. I just met this girl and she was acting as i knew her long before.
“see ya tomorrow” she said Then walked away, towards the park, her bouncing butty confused me.

A keke pulled in front of me and asked where i was going. Her butty confused me, i forgot where i was heading to.