AYOBAMI THE NIGGA - Season 1 - Episode 2

6 years ago

AYOBAMI THE NIGGA - Season 1 - Episode 2

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《8am the next day》

*Yawns*…I took my phone to check out for any notification, unfortunately the notification tab was blank. By the way I use Samsung Galaxy Ace 4, surprise from my dad. Na Samsung Galaxy Pocket I dey expect but fortunate for me (and unfortunate for SG Pocket), I gat Ace.

I lazily walked up to the bathroom and took my bath of 3mins, brushed my teeth, creamed, dressed up. I wore a round-neck with a black short. You could guess that I’ll be home throughout. I gat downstairs and went to the dining table. “Nancy! Nancy!!”, I called “Please, I wan chop”. Nancy is our maid. For the sake of the guyz, she is beautiful, tall, light, she looks like blonde galz, nice cleavages, front and back gears are in good conditions (na the hardware b diz, i no knw about d software)
Guyz that are interested (Jez come to Aja Ile Soka, you’ll meet her there).

Ymmmamm! Yamnmamm! I devoured the food. After finishing the food, I took the plates to the kitchen and I washed the dishes. Kinda like a favour for Nancy. Her food can make you run mad. “Where z dad and mum?”, I asked as I cleaned up. “Dem don go work “, she replied.

“Alright, I’m in my room ”

“Oga AY, dem talk say make I give yhu diz money make yhu use am do anything you like”

My ears stood up….. ”How much?”

“Be like say na 10K”

Chai! 10K….Mind you! I am not Igbo, I am a Kogite (neither Yoruba/Hausa/Igbo).

I raced up to my room and changed into a blue T-shirt and black pencil jeans with ma canvas. “I don dey go out”, I told Nancy. I called Joy and told her the goodie news. Well una all know galz, their rate of reaction is increased at the slightest sight of money.

Make i take a step, i hear ma ringtone. I flashed through the name “Catherine “.

That is the name of the gal that has a crush on me. Hmmm, “I don die, who tell diz gal say i get kudi”.

“Hello, watsup”

“I’m fyn n u?”

“Xame”(feeling in different )

“Where re u?”

“On ma way out”

“To where?”

*smirk* see this gal she don turn wife

“Joy’s place”

“To do what?”

*wetin dey do diz gal ahhhhh*

“Chill out with her”

“Can i join?”

*lol…join keh! in which life?*

“Sorry you can’t ”

“why not?”

“Nothing ”

“Alright, but wen ll u b back? wanna see ur face”

“Around 4pm”
“Alright”
“Yeah”
“Bye *kisses*”
*Mtchewww*
“bye”.

Catherine na fine gal but she too dey desperate. I sha carry leg go Joy house. I spend like 3K. People dey tink say we be lovers. Gosh! Joy is one in a million, she is beauty in totality. No iota of defect. Na so life be. Some ugly, some average, some fine.
3:30pm, *phone rings*

CATHERINE calling
(laughing with Joy) “hi”

“where re u”
“with joy? why?”
“I’m at ur auz”
“i thought i said 4pm”
“haba! its bcos i miss u”
……ONE WORD FOR THIS GAL
“kk, on ma way”
“bye”

I told joy dat i had to go but not witout giving her 5H….rushed home, entered the parlour, EMPTY!

Then i saw Nancy, “hi, anyone don come look for me?”

“Yes, she dey ur rum”
*Wetin diz gal go find*

Still in my thoughts, as I opened my door, I recieved the shock of my life.

****GASPS****