AYOBAMI THE NIGGA - Season 1 - Episode 3

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AYOBAMI THE NIGGA - Season 1 - Episode 3

Still gasping, saw Catherine on my bed…. **she no dey unclad ooo**… (Chai! I can’t guess what una don think die). Guess, una still wan know why i am gasping. My PS 3 console was in jeopardy.

I closed the door, went downstairs and started thinking what I wanna do. Of all things, ma game is special. I so felt like killing Catherine. Still in my thoughts, I heard Catherine’s voice.


“Sweetheart, I’m sorry”.

***Make I tell u the crime she did to the PS 3 console***

#She switched it on, resetted my progress, broke my pad ( don’t give a d--n whether na mistake), she ****#… I felt like killing her when she mentioned sweetheart. I looked at her with anger in ma eyes ( eyes already burning )

With a “baritonic” voice (smiling voice of money left)::: ”Go out!”
“I said I’m sorry”
“If you love your f**king life, don’t make me repeat”
” I’m. …….”
“Get out!! Do you want me to go to jail for killing you?”

She turned with tears in her eyes and went out in slow motion. (D--n! I meant everyword i said)


“God punish you, alai durosibikan (person wey no dey siddon where dem put am)”, I murmured.

Went back to ma room and started thinking how to get a new pad. “so no game tonight”, still in na angry thoughts. I tried resetting the console, told ma friend who lives near a game shop to order a pair of pads for me and finally re capped what entirely happened.


“S--t! AY, she is a gal. Baba, you f----d up ooo, na so yhu spoil face for the gal”, my angelic conscience told me.

“Wetin! no b her fault? “, my devilish conscience countered.

***Serious debate***

“Baba, call her and apologise ”

“Apologise kini, na you tell say make she spoil am?”

“Okay! Text her, shebi she dey your whatsapp”

“If you try it, she might think you re falling already”

“Text her and she will respect you more”

“Text her and lose your dignity “.

SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED….I shouted at the top of my voice. I took my phone and texted her.


“Hi”

*Her response baffled me*