AYOBAMI THE NIGGA - Season 1 - Episode 4

Episode 6 years ago

AYOBAMI THE NIGGA - Season 1 - Episode 4

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“Hi”, from me


“What the hell do you want from me? ”

***Yeee! Diz gal don para for me ***



“Jez wanna apologise for my outburst ”

“Gimme one good reason why I should forgive you when you refused to hear my excuse”


***Shhee diz gal no crazy sha, she dey gimme condition, madness***


“No reason”
“Hmmmmm”


*Diz gal dey vex me o*


“I’m sorry nau”

“Kkkkk, no problem “”Wasn’t even angry”



****See the way this gal whine me ****



“Yeah”. I switched off ma data and laughed to scorn.


(You can guess why)

Well, admission tinz on point. I, Joy gat admitted into the Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA ). I-Computer Science, Joy-Biochemistry. Departmental and faculty Registration started, GOSH! Xo stressful but profitable. I and Joy are in the same Faculty.

I made friends, Chai! the song “nobody fine pass you” na flop song.

Lectures started!!! MTS, CHE, MEE, PHY, **CSC**, BIO, etc.


>>>Fast forward>>>
Yeah, I have CSC 101 class today. I bounced inside the class and greeted my pals and took my seat. I was waiting for lecturer.

“Hi”, a familiar voice told me

***Chai! wetin this gal come do here***…
You guessed right, it was Catering, I meant Catherine.


“Wassup”, I replied


“Kul, so you are in this school and you didn’t even tell me”

**Xo diz gal neva change, she still dey behave like dummy***

“Guess, you skipped my mind ” (**Even if it no skip, i go fast forward you**)

“Alright “, “Xo wat department? ”
“Computer Science, you?”
“Wow! Xame course ”


****I don die, can someone please dial 911****


“Ohh! Congrats”

“Bye, seems the lecturer is coming ”


As I turn make I look door check, I saw something else instead of the lecturer. Something beyond description. Anything I say is an understatement. Chai! My world was revolving round this particular sight.


“Xo we are gonna start with the Number System”, the lecturer ‘s voice brought me back to my seemingly fading away self.
Couldn’t concentrate on the lecture, was just thinking of this beautiful sight. I guess Catherine noticed me. ****This gal don turn bodyguard ****


>>>After Lecture <<<

“What were you thinking about?”, you know who asked


“Nothing that concerns you”

“Is it her?”


She was referring to the sight. Chai! My guyz, this gal is beautiful. (Make una no forget say na understatement ), this gal z anti-fugly, no virus or scratches on her. She is complete.

“You gat me there, yes”
(Rolling jealous eyes)


“Ohhh! Xo na gal wan give you 5.0 in diz course abi?”

“Mtcheewww, leave me jhor”

Walked up to the gal and asked for her name, see embarraasment! I just looked at the guy and laughed.

***Look at una, no gal fit embarrass me, cos I am me***