Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

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Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

“Break don reach oh, make we go drink coke for Mama Kola place na” i said to Angom as i heard the bell for break.

“Mama Kola, abeg give us two bottle of coke and two bons” Angom ordered as we sat at Mama Kola joint. Mama Kola’s little boy; Kola came 2minutes later and served us what we ordered. If there were to be an award for the most stubborn student in our school, it would be given to the Jss3 boy called Kola. He usually leaves sch during break to come assist his mum with sales. His mum’s shop was close to the sch. Sometimes, i wondered why the sch gateman always allowed Kola out of the sch after the principal had warned that nobody should leave the sch during break. “abi him dey jump fence?” i asked myself as i drank the coke.

Kola sat on a chair beside us, staring at us an listening to our conversation. “Angom, today na Tuesday oh, na today blue angels dey meet oh, and u know say after their meeting, dem go need us to come do our work” i said “work” bcos the stubborn Kola was still listening to us and i didn’t want to say “f”uck”. “Eheen na, we go go arrange our sugar mummy na” Angom said.
Instantly, from the corner of my eyes, i saw Kola walking towards us.

“Kola, let us finish drinking before u will come for money na” i said, “Uncle, i didn’t come for money” Kola responded. “then why are u standing here?” Angom asked. “i want to ask a question sir” the stubborn Kola said. I tot it was a reasonable question.

“Sir, i heard u saying sugar mummy, what is sugar mummy?” Kola asked. I tot of instantly giving him a dirty slap, but, i dare not. Bcos if i do, i might spend the rest of my service year in police cell. Saying Mama Kola was the most troublesome woman in Ilesa is and understatement. So you dare not lay your hands on her only son in her presence.

“u see, Kola, Sugar mummy means ehnnnnn, u see, since Sugar is sweet!! So, a mummy that is sweet is Sugar Mummy!! So, Kola since ur Mummy is sweet to u, u can call her ur Sugar mummy” i served Kola a hot plate of lie. Kola smiled and shouted, “Mummy!! U are my sugar mummy” telling his mum who was seating inside. His mum was an Illiterate so she didn’t know what sugar mummy meant, so she responded saying; “Kola, u are my sugar boy”.

“why u explain that kin tin for Kola na?”

Angom asked as we walked back to the sch, after break. “so u want make i tell am the real meaning of sugar mummy abi? U want make him tell us say him want sugar mummy? U no know say that boy stubborn?” i responded.

“where u dey go?” Angom asked as i strayed towards the boys toilet. “i wan go piss” i responded. “ok, i get class now” Angom said. I walked alone to the boys toilet, no knowing what my eyes would behold there.