Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

It was time for Chioma to go and i was still looking for my wrist watch and necklace. I went to the rooms of all my guys to ask if they came to my room to take my wrist watch and necklace.
None of them did.

“but how dis girl go be thief? and she know book well well dat time wey we dey school oh, how she go fine like dis com be theif?” i asked myself. She noticed i wore a gloomy face and asked, “i hope u are not suspecting i took ur wrist watch and necklace ehnnn?”, “common!! How would i suspect u? like u said maybe its one of my neighbours, i would ask them later” i said, “Ónyé Óshi!! Na u thief am jor” i almost told her.

When she was in the bathroom taking her bath, i hurriedly searched her bag, but i couldn’t find the wrist watch and the necklace. “who com take this thing na?” i pondered.

As she was about taking the final step out of my room, “abeg na, if na u take am give me na, abeg” i almost said. I felt like crying bcos the two items were expensive.

She instantly turned and asked, “will u not give me money for transport?”, “u dey mad there!! i dey talk say my things don lost, u dey talk say make i give u transport money, i resemble ur papa?” i almost said, “why won’t i, i will of course” i responded. I quickly raised up my Tv, expecting to find money, but i didn’t find any. Flow bank had been robbed.

“Flow, lemme go ease myself in ur toilet” Chioma said as we came out of my room. “Ole!!! u tink say i no get sense, u don hide my wrist watch and necklace for toilet” i tot. “i think someone just entered the toilet” i said a necessary lie. “ok i would wait for the person” she said. I was definately not ready to loss the battle to get back my wrist watch and necklace, so i said, “see Chioma it would soon start raining, its better u start going so it wouldn’t rain on u” i said grabbing her hands and heading towards the gate.

With the look on her face, i was 100% sure the stolen items was in the toilet.

“u see Chioma, i don’t have any money to give u for transport fare, we haven’t been paid Alawi and i am very broke” i said another necessary lie. “shebi u don thief 3k from under my Tv, use am as transport na” i almost cried out. “no problem, i will manage” she responded. My happiness was that i emptied almost all the money in the Flow bank into my wallet the previous day, leaving only the 3k she took. She couldn’t get my wallet, i never could tell why. There was 10k in my wallet and it was still there, i had confirmed.

“bye bye!!” i said and waved at her as the bike she boarded moved.

I couldn’t wait for the bike to go far, “my Rolex watch eeeh!! My necklace eeeh!!” i shouted heading straight to the toilet