Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

The next day was Saturday. I had already forgiven Ilorin bcos, though the Aboniki almost peeled off my skin, it worked. My balls were back to normal.

“Mr Ugochukwu, just sign dis documents, and we would hand u over the keys to your house”
a chubby man said. I took a glimpse at the beautiful masterpeice and smiled. It was my picture perfect dream house. As i was about signing the documents,……………………… The loud ringtone of my phone brought me back to reality. I was dreaming.

“oooooh God!! Which kin bad belle person dey call me na, na now wey i wan sign the document of my house nahim the person go call” i grumbled. I took my phone and saw that it was Chioma, the adorable Chioma.
“wetin dis one dey call me for sef, i don even forget weda she still dey alive” i tot. I answered the call. She wanted me to come pick her at Ilesa roundabout. She said she wanted to spend the weekend with me. She came to Ilesa without informing me before hand.

“see me see wahala oh, na today wey Juliet wan come nahim dis big head Chioma go dey come” i tot as i put on my cloth to go pick her. Just then, i glanced at my rolex wrist watch, it was past 10, i had over slept.

I welcomed her to my room and she told me i had a beautiful room. She was sure more beautiful than the last time we saw in camp. “i heard there is a tree in Ife, that is called beautiful tree, and ladies go there to pluck the fruits to eat and become more beautiful, when last did u eat from the tree? Bcos u look angelic” i flattered. “hahahahahaha!! Ugo u are funny, abeg there is no such tree oh, and u look handsome too” she said.

She kept me indoors throughout telling me about her experience so far at the place she was serving. I didn’t go out to play table tennis with my guys neither did i go out to smoke with Angom and Ilorin. Infact, i didn’t step my foot outside for once, but i had to go outside when my phone rang.

It was Juliet, she told me why she didn’t come as promised was bcos she had so many clothes to wash. “thank God say u no come sef” i tot as i walked back to my room. Not knowing that some things had developed wings and flew out of my room.

Chioma cooked, we ate, and watched movies, and when it was time for me to “enter the place”, i was disappointed. She said she was on her p’eriod. “so u know say u dey ur period nahim u com come my house abi, na Television u wan come watch for my house? Abi u no get Television for your house? u dey mad oh” i tot as i lay on my bed feeling very disappointed.

Sunday came. “where my watch and necklace come dey na?” i said as i was seriously searching for my wrist watch and necklace, “maybe one of ur neighbour came to collect them yesterday without telling you” Chioma said. I went to church without a watch and a necklace leaving her at home.

I came back from church happy bcos of the wonderful service, not knowing that some more things had developed wings and flew out of my room.