Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

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Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

“guy since two days now, we never get light, e b like say our tranformer spoil oh” i said as we were playing table tennis outside one evening, “guy dem say our tranformer blow oh” Angom said. “make we go Osupa barbing salon go charge our phone na” i suggested.

Osupa was a short guy that owns the barbers shop down the road. Osupa was a fetishist, no wonder he had more customers than other barbers shop around. He cuts hair and also runs a game house in the same shop.

While our phones were charging, we kept ourselves busy playing play station 2.

I was master of the game, so i won them all flawlessly. The funniest win was when i won Ilorin 11-0. Ojiga soon joined us.

Ojiga played better than me, winning me 3-1.
Sammy and Kelvin did not come with us bcos their phone batteries were not down.

My phone rang, it was Sammy, he told me Dami was around. I left my phone charging and headed straight home.

I got home and saw that Dami brought some Goodies. We ate the fried rice and drank the fruit juice she brought. I was longing to have s’ex with her bcos it’s been long i did. I was kissing Dami passionately, raising an e”rotic feeling in me. I was about to uncloth her when suddenly, “Flow, Angom say make u dey come Osipa barbing salon now, him just call me now, him say yawa don gass, say make u dey come now now oh” Sammy shouted from outside. “wetin be the yawa wey gass na, him no tell u?” i inquired. “him no tell me oh, him say make u dey come now now” Sammy said walking to his room. “abi dem don theif my phone?” i asked myself.

“am coming right back, we will continue from where we stop, just give me 2minutes” i told Dami, not knowing even 2hours would not be enough to settle the “Yawa”.

In Osupa’s barbers shop, many phones and laptops had developed wings and flew. If you charge your phone there and u don’t keep an eye on it, just forget that phone, it is gone.

“but why Angom and Ilorin no look my phone for me? but how my phone go just disappear like that na?” i tot as i walked to Osupa’s shop.
Not knowing i was wrong. My phone wasn’t the “yawa”.