Must Read: How I Take Service A’isha Zubairu Sweet T*to -NYSCE Member (+16) Season 1

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Must Read: How I Take Service A’isha Zubairu Sweet T*to -NYSCE Member (+16) Season 1

I rememba as evritin tak hapun…..
I no fit 4get.

I no fit.

Dat 3rd of novemba mornin wey c.j call me 4fone say im don see my nysc posting…


C.j my guy, my coursemate. Since I no am 4rm our yr2 2 final year na only 4times d guy call me 4fone and all of dem na news wey de disturb mind….


1st tym wey Im call me, jst 3days afta me and d guy sabi, Im call me 2am 4nite/mrnin tell me say Im 4rm club de com bak wit one babe say mak I send am my bunk address mak dem com crash, say I’m landlord go don close gate by now. (And I bin dey wit my babe 4my 1room self con o). As na new friend I jst allow am, I beg my babe me and am sleep 4ground wit mat. Fucckk still kari dis pple hit 4ground wey me and my babe dey, dem say sori, climb ontop bed still continu dia Bleep. I don slip 4lyk 20mins naim I feel somtin de hit me 4head, I put my fone lite flash am 4d direction, naim I jam my guy nyash wey hair full, diret 4my face as im de hama de babe lyk say na dia I’m destiny dey. I luk my babe, she de slip, naim I flash d lite down wia d babe toto dey, see as my guy prick jus de slip in and out 4d babe toto. Omo Mehn! I neva see Bleep very near lyk dis o. As I de enjoy d free show, I put hand 4my boxers, raise my waist, comot prick de rub. Since my babe no wan giv me Bleep dis nite mak I kari dis one hol bodi nah.
As D show still de go, de swit me naim my guy kari leg hit my babe 4head, d girl jump up. Com see hala. My babe jus de hala lyk say dem pour petrol 4ha heart. She tok say na me cos evritin, say na so I gode help pple anyhow de suffa mysef, say mak I no try dis nonsense again. Wetin leta hapun na tori 4anoda day…..
2nd tym wey dis guy kol me na one day wey one new babe from anoda town find me com house and dat period i neva Bleep 4lyk one month becos we dey exam tym so evribodi jus dey bizy de read(I dey bizy de try compress txtbuk put 4one piece of paper) I sabi dis babe 4rm facebook and d kain tins wey i de yarn am 4chat jus de trip am naim she promise me say she go com dat day mak she see weda I go proove wetin I de tell am since.


Dis babe don enta hous, I giv am d juice and snack wey I buy am, we de yarn, she comot vino tinto(don simon) wey she buy, open am, drink am (diret 4rm pack o), she jus de smile. She say mak I put music, I put celin dion. Chai, so na so my one month conji tak end . As d song de play, she jus de wine waist slow slow, push me enta bed, comot ha blouse, comot bra. She still de wine ha waist de dance de song wey de play naim pesin flash my fone.
I no even luk d fone tlkless mak I kol d pesin bak.
D pesin wait 4 10secs, flash me again, and again, I no kol bak. By den d babe don enta bed de kiss me 4neck.
My fone stil ring again, as I kari am mak I finally off am naim I com luk d pesin name see say na C.j. As i pik am naim d guy de shout tell me say dem wan enta hall now now go rite d exam wey we supose rite last 3days say anywia I dey mak I stat de enta skul now.


I luk de babe, she de comot ha jean skirt, com say mak I help am comot one hook 4d skirt. I tell am wetin jus hapun, beg am mak she wait me mak I go rite d exam com bak say I go giv am anyhow she want am. I comot outside, put Gen 4 am (nepa tak lite), I tell am mak Im chop anytin she lyk, I put cloth run comot enta bike de go skul. We don de reach skul naim I rememba say I 4get my omo kirikiri/ bullet/ mgbo, 4hous naim I tell d bikeman mak I’m turn bak mak I go get somtin 4house.




I reach my hous, evriwia dey open, I enta hous I no see d babe. I kol ha name, Sophia! Sophia!!, she no ansa. I luk wia my dvd dey, e no dey dia, my Cd plates no dey. I jus laff 4my mind, hungry tiff, mak she de kari, infact d dvd de giv me wahala sef. I kolet wetin i wan kolet, lock evriwia. As I wan enta bike I com rememba say my nebor giv me laptop 4nite mak I charg am 4 am and I neva giv am bak. I jump down 4rm bike, run enta house, chek laptop, laptop no dey again, I kol d guy ask am weda I’m don kolet I’m laptop, he say I’m neva kolet am. I kol sophia 4fone, d numba dey off and e neva on reach now wey I de rite dis tori……
de 3rd time c.j kol me 4fone na wen Im landlord comot am 4hous becos of rent, he com de stay my hous.
D last time na dis1.
As I wake up dat mornin I jus de feel one kain tired, I sit 4bed de wonda wetin d dream wey I dream 4nite wia goat de chase me mean. Sleep stil dey my eye so i say mak I no weda I go sleep small again so I go bak slip.
My fone ring, I wake, luk my watch, 10:42am. Wow! How I tak slip reach lyk dis, I pik d fone. Na my friend c.j, I’m de shout jus de sound hapi
“Oboy postin don comot o, dem throw me enta Abj o!!, nobe smal tin!”.
I ask am weda I’m chek my own, I’m tok say dem put me katsina state.
” U sure say u chek well?, abeg chek again” I beg am
I rush enta baffroom, baff, enta skul mak I confam am mysef. I still see say na d same tin. Why dis tin hapun lyk dis? So dis man chop my moni, Im no put me Abj wey he promise. Katsina ke?. Dis man nogo chop my moni go free.
Nobe say d katsina wey dem post me na problem bt d tin b say my unkul wey dey Abj tok say mak I try com dia so dat I’m go put me beta place wia I go work. I try evritin wey dey my powa mak I serv 4abj bt e no jus work. I bin wan fashi de service dat year go d next year bt I don alreadi dey hous 1yr6mnths since I gratuate, I neva go


service and my pple dem don de ask me weda I sure say I no get any problem 4skul dis1 wey I neva go service. I say mak i jus manage go dia, if I dey 3weeks 4camp finish I go redeploy go my Abj.


I jus de vex thruout dat day. Why dis pple kari me enta dat place?,dem 4don even try put me nasarrawa wey close 2Abj atleast dat one go easy 4me wella. And na dat period wey dem de get riot 4north. De only north wey I don go 4my life na Abj and kano, and I no even dey kano pass 2days. I be pesin wey de lyk shayo and Bleep wella and I hear say 2shayo 4north dia na war, talkless of fu-Ckkk. I jus kari de vex go one bar wey dey dia, buy 1botle of gulder kari de hol bodi.
D next day, I kol my pple 4 fone tel dem wia dem post me go, dem say mak I de go dia say why I de cry lyk girl, dem post our nebor pikin go zamfara, she even hapi since de jump up and down.
So dis pple no say serious riot dey wia I de go, dem still de force me mak I go,
Na Oluwa go judge evribodi.
I com rememba say e get numba wey I copy 4de board wia our posting de. D pesin rite I’m numba say mak anybodi wey de go katsina kol d numba. I pik my fone kol d numba, one babe pik am, I tell am say I see ha numba 4d board say dem post me go katsina state. I ask am ha name she tell me say na ochuko. I ask am wia she dey I wan see am no ha face, She com tok say e no dey necessari now, say all d pple wey de go katsina wey don kol am go get meeting d next day mak we no as we go tak go d place. I ask am how many pple don kol am she tok say na 16 pple. I jus vex imediatly. See babe wey I tink say na only me and am go folo go katsina, wen we reach katsina I go mak sure say me and am go dey close wella, like play like play I go Bleep am.
“Hello, hello!, u still dey dia?” Na ochuko voice.
I don dey wia I de tink how I go tak Bleep babe wey I neva see, 4get say I dey 4fone
I ask am who de organiz d meetin, she tok say na she. I tell am say I like ha voice say mak I jus tak am out dis nite, mak we hangout, atleast mak we use am relax b4 d day we go start our long joni 2katsina. Omo I neva even tok finish naim d babe…
“Luk hia mr man, if u no no wetin u go use ur credit do, use am kol ur mama wey dey village tel am say u lyk ha voice. Jus becos I rite my numba 4dat place mak I tak am bring evribodi wey de go katsina 2geda mak tins easy 4us, nobe wetin go mak u kol me de tok nonsense. U tink say na anybodi u see u gode tok rubbish how 2tak am out, I sure say u go be all diz poor students wey de drink garri mornin aftunun, nite. 4ur infomashun na me be d past vice-president 4 SUG so mind as u go take tok 2me. Mak dis nonsense no repeat imsef again”. She cut fone
SHUOO!!! SUG vice-president?
wetin she tok pain me 4heart o……
………but as I take fu-Ckkk dis SUG strong babe , even b4 we reach katsina state do am like say na magic…..